My EYES! My EYES!!! (NSFW)

[Becks]

Holy biscuit.

[ADoyle90815]

That is just nasty, and one more reason to avoid VolderMart as much as possible.

[dalesys]

People of Walmart: Outgrossing Howard Stern.

I love this. Can I use it in my sig?

Sure.

Did my part this morning. Shopped WalpurgisMart with four days stubble.

[Amanita]

I would have complained to management too..there is just no need of that! As somebody said, what if a kid had seen that? And lots of other people don't want to be exposed to that nastiness either!

[chainedbarista]

that gives a whole new meaning to the term 'self service.'

[telecom_goddess]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!! I'm completely grossed out and yet laughing hysterically.

Oh thank FUCK I have never run into that. But then I don't go to Wally World EVER!!!

People just kill me...the best part is when she says "oh I'm almost done" like.....it's ok just hang on a sec and I'll be finished....REALLY?

[Victory Sabre]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!! I'm completely grossed out and yet laughing hysterically.

Oh thank FUCK I have never run into that. But then I don't go to Wally World EVER!!!

People just kill me...the best part is when she says "oh I'm almost done" like.....it's ok just hang on a sec and I'll be finished....REALLY?

I'm in the same boat. I'm laughing my head off right now, but am totally sickened by the story as well.

[Taboo]

[Andara Bledin]

I think that's the point where I would've screamed bloody murder - and I can scream LOUD.
Betcha that woman was all about the exhibitionism though.

Oh, absolutely. The way she reacted says it all.

Really, that's got to be some type of sex crime...

Yep! Anyone that walks in on that (no matter what the woman looks like) should report it.

^-.-^

[Amanita]

I wouldn't care if it was a hot-as-hell model frigging herself in a damn public bathroom, I would have run out screaming something along the lines of "OMFG, you are SO disgusting! ArgghhWTFBBQ! SECURITY!!!"

[EvilEmpryss]

My first thought was to report her, too, but I was stumped as to how to prove that I saw what I saw. It's not that I would make up something like this, just that it's so... impossibly gross... that I thought that the manager wouldn't believe me. I hadn't considered that it was actually a crime. God forbid that something like this happen again, but if it does I'll be sure to report her.

My hubby, on the other hand, has been paying me back over the last week for describing the scene to him. He'll just drop disgusting questions into our conversations at random times.

"So, did you see pubes?" and "Could you see anything glistening?" were two of the ones that have stuck in my head.

[telecom_goddess]

GLISTENING????? Holy Hell

[Sapphire Silk]

So, did you see pubes?" and "Could you see anything glistening?" were two of the ones that have stuck in my head.

[PepperElf]

i'm sick. instead of being grossed out ... i'm laughing.

then again i'm the one who brought you the story of (the man and the anal dildo er... fox tail brush...)

but yes public masturbation can get you on the registered sex offender list. (can't remember if i posted that before or not) but... hell what if a little kid walked in and saw that. or a mom with her toddler son? there's some things little boys should have to look at until they're of age and willing.

[Mikkel]

there's some things little boys should have to look at until they're of age and willing.

Surely you mean "shouldn't" .