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Do you know the muffin sniffer that lives on EW lane?
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I know. I've come to expect the Halloween ones, so they don't bother me. But I don't expect an endcap near the legos to start babbling and giggling in horror-movie cacophony."Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
- Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy V
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Quoth MoonCat View PostIt's like those Halloween items that start laughing or screaming when you walk past them. But those are so fake-sounding they don't even startle me anymore.I am so SO glad I was not present for this. There would have been an unpleasant duct tape incident. - Joi
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Quoth MoonCat View PostThat would freak me out. But then, I got yelled at by a box of haircolor the other day.
Yeah. Some marketing idiot thought it would be a great idea to have some kind of motion-detector thing on the shelf that would start yelling about what a great deal this is, blah blah blah...nearly jumped out of my skin.They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.
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Quoth ShadowBall View PostHmm, maybe the baked goods should be kept in a display case accessible only from the cashier's side of the counter. Like cigarettes, condoms and batteries. Because anything at all that is edible that is left to the hands of the general public will get molested at some point. The fucking tomato squeezers, corn peelers, bread patters, pastry sniffers, and melon jugglers. Meanwhile, the things these people do not deem satisfactory end up with finger holes and bruises and stuck back on the shelf.
I wish every piece of food the public has access to in any store (like fresh produce or baked goodies) could be equipped with a voice box. That way, when someone squeezes it, it would scream, "Oh god, I'm bleeding internally! God please no more!"
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