Conspiracy Stromboli

[Arwyn Q]

Conspiracy Stromboli would be an awesome band name.

[AccountingDrone]

I think I may make some this weekend.

Hm, red sauce, good mozzarella, chopped garlic, red onions, artichoke hearts and maybe sopresata.

[PepperElf]

I would have thought so, too, but there was no hearse. I suppose that pickup at the front of the line when I first got the light could hold a corpse, though.

Plus, there's often police cars leading the procession, and even if there's not... the cars usually have magnetic "funeral" flags on the hoods.

[Mikkel]

An American variety of a calzone. I used Wikipedia .

[chainedbarista]

mm, any food is made better with a side of conspiracy.

i've heard some weird consipiracy 'theories,' but this is the first time for a food based one.

[Misanthropical]

What do I do to keep my food from spying on me now? What if my surgeon is really a government person paid to put chips in me? Is this all a plot? Are any of you actually real people or am I talking to a government machine? AAHH!

[Kogarashi]

What do I do to keep my food from spying on me now? What if my surgeon is really a government person paid to put chips in me? Is this all a plot? Are any of you actually real people or am I talking to a government machine? AAHH!

Quick guys, I think she's on to us!

[Ironclad Alibi]

All this talk about strombolis reminded me of the Leonetti's Strombolis the Safeway used to carry many years ago. I loved them. Just for the heck of it, I Googled "Leonetti's Strombolis" and discovered they are sold online. Oh happy day.

[MoonCat]

Y'know, between the maybe-funeral procession, the crazy people and the stromboli (yum!) this is the nuttiest conversation...

[KellyHabersham]

mm, any food is made better with a side of conspiracy.

i've heard some weird consipiracy 'theories,' but this is the first time for a food based one.

I heard one a few years back on a now-defunct messageboard - I don't recall the exact details though, other than this guy was ranting about a grocery store no longer stocking certain brands of bagels, and this had something to do with employee unions trying to get "their" brands on the shelves.

[XCashier]

It turns out that conspiracy stromboli tastes even better than regular stromboli.

Well sure, it's seasoned with the tears of a failed scammer!

Yeah, I love how she started lying and trying to steal your story in order to try to take your food away from you.

and how she tried pulling the "offended card" when they called her bluff.

Oh, the scammers always do that when they're caught in the act. Always. Whether it's catching someone putting soda in a water cup or stopping a shoplifter at the door, they're always SOOOOO offended that you should accuse them of such a thing!

[wolfie]

Well, this is the store where I learned my retail skills. The guy who is SM used to be the night manager at two different stores. He never put up with customer guff and he knows me, so it probably wasn't a tough call on who to believe when the choice is me vs. crazy lady who needs lithium.

She might need lithium, or she might not be getting enough potassium in her diet. In either case, I'd prescribe 20 grams in metallic form, 3 times per day, until she stops being sucky. Probably be cured the first day.

[Geek King]

I wonder if Conspiracy Strombolli goes well with Illuminati Antipasto? Perhaps served with a nice Misdirection Red Wine.