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Heh, I just remembered a quote from my sister when she was a little girl. She was angry with my Mom for some reason and she stomped her foot and said "I don't like you, Mommy, and I'm not gonna invite you to my birthday party!"
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Back in February, my 4-year-old shared this bit of wisdom with me: "When snow melts, water! When ice melts, water! When water melts, sidewalk! And grass!"
Just a month ago, Hubby was having a conversation with our Oldest (the 4-year-old) about why she couldn't watch a movie.
Hubby: "I'm sorry, there's not enough time left for a movie."
Oldest: "Why don't we have a time machine in here?"
Me: "Because they haven't been invented yet."
Oldest: "Then when are we going to get a time machine?"
(Seriously, the time machine thing came out of nowhere.)
Finally, my two kids were playing together the othe rday, and Oldest had her 2-year-old sister (Youngest) sitting in a chair, covered with a huge quilt, and was wrapping Hubby's jump rope around Youngest's waist. Youngest looked up at us and cheerfully chirped, "I'm being tied up!""Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
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An old gem by at that time 2-year old Lil'Zel while accidentaly watching that WoW ad featuring Ozzy Osborne:
"Ooooh, a scary animal!"
And that was BEFORE Ozzy morphed into a WoW creature
Oh, and another, more recent one:
After picking him up from preschool, we asked how his day went.
LZ: We went to a birthday party.
NZ: Oh, how nice! Which one of your buddies held the party?
LZ: That was no buddy. That was a girl. Girls can't be buddies, they can be girlfriends. And I DON'T. WANT. A. GIRLFRIEND.
NZ:
(That said, when we "cornered" him on it, he admitted to have approx. 3 or 4 "sweethearts" at the preschool. I personally witnessed two 4 y/o girls fighting over the right to sit at the back of his tricycle, and he didn't seem to be that cootie-scared
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Last edited by NorthernZel; 07-14-2011, 09:24 PM.A theory states that if anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for, it will be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
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Walking into my store the other day I saw a family walking out. The girl was around ten-something and ogling the kiddie pools with slides.
10 yo: Hey, mom, look!
Mom: Oh, honey your butt would never fit on that slide.
10 yo: Well, neither will yours!Comment
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Keep an eye on that one, Zel. He's gonna be a real heartbreaker when he groes upQuoth NorthernZel View Post(That said, when we "cornered" him on it, he admitted to have approx. 3 or 4 "sweethearts" at the preschool. I personally witnessed two 4 y/o girls fighting over the right to sit at the back of his tricycle, and he didn't seem to be that cootie-scared )
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Quoth NorthernZel View PostAfter picking him up from preschool, we asked how his day went.
LZ: We went to a birthday party.
NZ: Oh, how nice! Which one of your buddies held the party?
LZ: That was no buddy. That was a girl. Girls can't be buddies, they can be girlfriends. And I DON'T. WANT. A. GIRLFRIEND.
NZ:
(That said, when we "cornered" him on it, he admitted to have approx. 3 or 4 "sweethearts" at the preschool. I personally witnessed two 4 y/o girls fighting over the right to sit at the back of his tricycle, and he didn't seem to be that cootie-scared ) I nearly choked on my dinner reading that Very cute.
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