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  • #16
    Quoth LillFilly View Post
    Some guy decided to burn rubber out of his parking space and t-boned this poor woman driving down the row. She certainly had the right of way since he was coming from a 'side street' but on Private Property it doesn't mean anything to police, only to the insurance companies when it comes to who's paying.


    The other driver was a cocky bastard through the whole thing, and I wish this had occurred on a public road so he would get hit by an 18 wheeler
    Edited to give the idiot a more immediate and permanent punishment

    Quoth PepperElf View Post
    tailgaiters can DIAF.
    seriously, i've seen some who think it's appropriate to drive a couple of inches behind someone else to "intimidate them out of the way".
    I've (barely) seen some who think it's appropriate to drive a couple of inches behind a Semi to "intimidate them out of the way". Seriously, if I have to stop suddenly, the moron is going to spend the rest of their life trying to get their foot from the gas to the brake.
    Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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    • #17
      Quoth wolfie View Post
      Seriously, if I have to stop suddenly, the moron is going to spend the rest of their life trying to get their foot from the gas to the brake.
      What's the last thing that goes through their mind?






      Their asshole!
      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
      Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
      Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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      • #18
        Quoth dalesys View Post
        What's the last thing that goes through their mind?

        Their asshole!
        Actually, the last thing that goes through their mind is the ICC bumper (rear guard) on my trailer.
        Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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        • #19
          Quoth dalesys View Post
          What's the last thing that goes through their mind?






          Their asshole!
          ...Does that mean they've been decrapitated?
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          • #20
            Quoth EricKei View Post
            ...Does that mean they've been decrapitated?
            Either way, they're full of shit

            But, my dad and I were in a hit-and-run last year. We were slowing for a traffic light, and some assclown rammed us. Rather than pull over, the bastard took off. Hopefully, he wrapped his Pontiac around a tree somewhere while trying to flee.
            Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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