If you wear this, you are trashy

[Null Requiem]

I passed someone with a pedobear sticker on the driver side mirror.

It was vaguely amusing. :P

[Andara Bledin]

You know what else is tacky? Those "truck balls" people affix to the back of their trucks for some reason.

They have to put 'em on their trucks 'cause they don't have any of their own.

There's a truck I pass on the way home from work that has a chain attached behind the tow ball and it's got a pair of massive nuts hanging from it. And not the fake balls variety. Judging by the way they look, he's had them on there since before the whole truck nutz craze.

that one's actually good but... yeah that's the kind of thing I'm talking about.

I'm not sure I'd call that good... I mean trying to say your Mazda is as good as a Maserati combined with bad anatomy...

^-.-^

[dendawg]

I once saw a T-shirt in a mall store with the slogan "Mary Had A Little Lamb"

Not so bad in and of itself, but......(brain bleach warning....highlight below if you really wanna know. )


*begin brain bleach*
Mary was being fucked doggie-style by the lamb.
*End brain bleach*

[Legal Eagle]

I once saw a T-shirt in a mall store with the slogan "Mary Had A Little Lamb"

Not so bad in and of itself, but......(brain bleach warning....highlight below if you really wanna know. )


*begin brain bleach*
Mary was being fucked doggie-style by the lamb.
*End brain bleach*

surely that means that the little lamb had mary not the other way around?

[dendawg]

Maybe, but that's what the shirt said.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

They have to put 'em on their trucks 'cause they don't have any of their own.

I dunno . . . my mom thinks they're cool. And if I'm ever lucky enough to get a truck of my own someday, I wouldn't be surprised if she gets a set for it.

All I can say is if she does, it had damn well better be a BIG set. I don't like the wimpy little stuff.

[Pagan]

o i don't mean bumper stickers or normal window stickers

A couple of mine do usually seem to get the attention of bible bangers that feel the need to "save" me. Mainly the one that says, "Give me that old time religion" and has a pentagram next to it.

http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_...0010_large.jpg
that one's actually good but... yeah that's the kind of thing I'm talking about.
doesn't that fuck up your rear view of the traffic?

I hate those things! I see a lot of them around here, always on low-riders.

I would think they mess up being able to see, too. I've tried putting like a little stuffed animal in the back window or on the dash and the reflection from it distracted the hell out of me.

[Polenicus]

I actually fully endorse the Yosemite Sam mudflaps, and the tacky sexist bumper stickers, and the panties hanging from the rearview mirror, and the big soupcan mufflers on the tapped out 84 Honda Preludes, and especially the Truk Nuts.

Why?

Because it makes it SO much easier to spot the douchebag drivers.

Tell me one instance, one, where you've seen someone with that kind of crap on their car, and they didn't drive/park/act like a complete asshole? It's like a natural plumage that warns you away.

[hotelslave]

As with the bumper sticker, I once bought one at Spencer's, when I was about 17, that said "If I don't get laid soon, someone is gonna get hurt!". I think it was on my car about 30 minutes before my dad made me remove it.

Thats hillarious

[hotelslave]

I used to have a tshirt from Spencers that looked like an eye chart. The tshirt said I see stupid people reading my tshirt. Always made me laugh to watch people read the tshirt and get pissed. . I had a friend back in high school who had a bumper sticker that said Bad Cop No Donut. Needless to say he got pulled over often till he removed the sticker lol

[dalesys]

Mainly the one that says, "Give me that old time religion" and has a pentagram next to it.

Chorus:
Give me that old time religion
Give me that old time religion
Give me that old time religion
It's good enough for me

Let us pray with Aphrodite
Let us pray with Aphrodite
She wears that see-thru nightie
And it's good enough for me
Chorus:

We will pray with Zarathustra
We'll pray just like we use'ta
I'm a Zarathustra booster
And it's good enough for me
Chorus:

We will pray with those Egyptians
Build pyramids to put our crypts in
Cover subways with inscriptions
And it's good enough for me
Chorus:

We will pray with those old Druids
They drink fermented fluids
Waltzing naked through the wuids
And it's good enough for me
Chorus:

Hari Krishna he must lagh on
To see me dressed in saffron
With my hair that's only half on
And it's good enough for me
Chorus:

I will rise at early morning
When my lord gives me the warning
That the solar age is dawning
And it's good enough for me

Arlo Guthrie & Pete Seeger: Old Time Religion (Precious Friend)

[protege]

Because it makes it SO much easier to spot the douchebag drivers.

This is true.

Dad and I were at a car show last weekend. As we're listening to one of the bands, a very loud rumble came towards us. Anyone want to guess what that was? A jacked-up, bright orange, 1970s Ford pickup...complete with a gun rack in the rear window, and a Confederate flag on the bumper. To complete the stereotype-come-to-life, the driver (who sported a mullet) opened his door, and spit a huge wad of 'bakky' on the ground...before attempting to park that thing.

When that thing came into the show area, just about everyone stopped to look at it. Not because we thought it was cool...but because you don't see many rednecks (or even *fake* ones) out in the 'burbs. In fact, after he parked the truck, I did hear someone tell him to "move out of the trailer park." Gee, I can't imagine why

[Pagan]

We will pray with those old Druids
They drink fermented fluids
Waltzing naked through the wuids
And it's good enough for me

This would be my portion of the song!

[Geek King]

We will pray with those old Druids
They drink fermented fluids
Waltzing naked through the wuids
And it's good enough for me
Chorus:

This would be my portion of the song!

Funny, she doesn't look druish.

[dalesys]

Funny, she doesn't look druish.

(Geek King gets circumscribed... with a haw thorn.)