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  • Not Enough Brain Bleach in the World

    The description says worker sightings. Not sure if this is appropriate so of course mods delete or move if required.

    A post I read about inappropriate SC behavior reminded me of an experience I had with a store clerk many years ago.

    The setting is a 24 hour convenience store. It’s about 2AM, I had just gotten off work and I wanted to pick up a pack of cigarettes on the way home.

    The store is brightly lit and the front door is unlocked but the store seems deserted. I walk the front looking down the half dozen isles figuring maybe the employee is cleaning or stocking. Nada.

    I see an open door to ‘The Back Room’ ™ so I approach. I don’t want to go in the back room as it is employees only and perhaps the clerk is simply using the bathroom. I see a door and large window to a dark office on the left, a darkened stock room in front and the start of a lighted corridor running to the right.

    I lean in, poking my head through the door but still not entering the back room, and look down the hallway. It’s a short hallway that ends with an open door to the employee restroom. I see the toilet. I see the young male clerk sitting on the toilet with his pants down around his ankles. I see the employee is holding a porno magazine in one hand. I see his other hand is vigorously pumping his…ewwww….just ewww. Back away slowly. Back away slowly. Abort mission. Abort mission.

    I wound up going behind the counter and grabbing two packs of my brand of cigarettes. I took one and left the other along with the money on the counter by the register so he would know what the money was for and have the item to scan for inventory.

    It’s one of those things that are just burned into your brain and no amount of brain bleach in the world can white out the image.
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  • #2
    OMG! I would have also called in the next day to report to the manager what happened figuring they need to know the doors are being left unlocked and the store unminded while employee engages with himself.

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    • #3
      Oh my...yeah, please tell me that you reported his self loving ways to the manager?

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      • #4


        ....need....moar....brainbleach.....EEEEWWWWWWWWWW !!!
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        • #5
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          • #6
            Oh god. That's a pretty ballsy move. Holy hell. I'd have said something and totally ruined that moment for him.

            Gimme some of that

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            • #7
              I do not wanna witness any man doing that.
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              • #8
                I can only imagine his defense..."I like playing with myself. It feels good."
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                • #9
                  Quoth Caractacus_Potts View Post
                  The store is brightly lit and the front door is unlocked but the store seems deserted.
                  I experienced a similar situation. I went into a local Radio Shack about 15 minutes before they closed to buy a battery. All the lights were on, but no one was there. I looked in the back room. The restrooms were open and empty. A totally vacant store. I could have walked out with anything, but I didn't. After I thought about it a while, I figured they clerk may have stepped out back for a smoke or to empty the trash, or something like that. But it was a strange feeling.

                  The next day I stopped by the store, bought my battery, and told the manager about it.
                  "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                  • #10
                    While disgusting, I hope you didn't report him....that takes balls....literally and figuratively.

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                    • #11
                      He must have been close to the end of his shift. The clerk seemed like he was ready to get off.
                      To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                      • #12
                        one of my former coworkers walked into that once...

                        the group stopped off at the barracks to pick up one of the guys before heading out.

                        only ... he was spanking himself HARD. To the Ricky Lake Show.


                        She (my former coworker) and the rest of the group were ... extremely amused.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                          He must have been close to the end of his shift shaft. The clerk seemed like he was ready to get off.
                          Fixed that for you Also...nice one!
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                          • #14
                            A bright flash tends to bring proceedings to a sudden halt.
                            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth dalesys View Post
                              A bright flash tends to bring proceedings to a sudden halt.
                              Or stand just outside the door and call out in a high voice: Yoo-hoo, honey, it's mom! I just stopped in to say hi!
                              When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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