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A post I read about inappropriate SC behavior reminded me of an experience I had with a store clerk many years ago.
The setting is a 24 hour convenience store. It’s about 2AM, I had just gotten off work and I wanted to pick up a pack of cigarettes on the way home.
The store is brightly lit and the front door is unlocked but the store seems deserted. I walk the front looking down the half dozen isles figuring maybe the employee is cleaning or stocking. Nada.
I see an open door to ‘The Back Room’ ™ so I approach. I don’t want to go in the back room as it is employees only and perhaps the clerk is simply using the bathroom. I see a door and large window to a dark office on the left, a darkened stock room in front and the start of a lighted corridor running to the right.
I lean in, poking my head through the door but still not entering the back room, and look down the hallway. It’s a short hallway that ends with an open door to the employee restroom. I see the toilet. I see the young male clerk sitting on the toilet with his pants down around his ankles. I see the employee is holding a porno magazine in one hand. I see his other hand is vigorously pumping his…ewwww….just ewww. Back away slowly. Back away slowly. Abort mission. Abort mission.
I wound up going behind the counter and grabbing two packs of my brand of cigarettes. I took one and left the other along with the money on the counter by the register so he would know what the money was for and have the item to scan for inventory.
It’s one of those things that are just burned into your brain and no amount of brain bleach in the world can white out the image.
A post I read about inappropriate SC behavior reminded me of an experience I had with a store clerk many years ago.
The setting is a 24 hour convenience store. It’s about 2AM, I had just gotten off work and I wanted to pick up a pack of cigarettes on the way home.
The store is brightly lit and the front door is unlocked but the store seems deserted. I walk the front looking down the half dozen isles figuring maybe the employee is cleaning or stocking. Nada.
I see an open door to ‘The Back Room’ ™ so I approach. I don’t want to go in the back room as it is employees only and perhaps the clerk is simply using the bathroom. I see a door and large window to a dark office on the left, a darkened stock room in front and the start of a lighted corridor running to the right.
I lean in, poking my head through the door but still not entering the back room, and look down the hallway. It’s a short hallway that ends with an open door to the employee restroom. I see the toilet. I see the young male clerk sitting on the toilet with his pants down around his ankles. I see the employee is holding a porno magazine in one hand. I see his other hand is vigorously pumping his…ewwww….just ewww. Back away slowly. Back away slowly. Abort mission. Abort mission.
I wound up going behind the counter and grabbing two packs of my brand of cigarettes. I took one and left the other along with the money on the counter by the register so he would know what the money was for and have the item to scan for inventory.
It’s one of those things that are just burned into your brain and no amount of brain bleach in the world can white out the image.
Also...nice one! 
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