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    The other day I went to the pet store with my cousin because he wanted to get a corn snake. (he researched on how to care for them) The handler pulled out the snake and let us interact with it for a bit. Snake was real docile and friendly. Just a baby. Well this is what happened. After he bought his snake this lady came up. CRL: Crazy rude lady KIB: Me

    CRL: You re getting a snake? You DO know those things are evil right?

    KIB: No. They are not evil. They are animals. This one is a pet. Snakes keep vermin in check

    CRL: Well YOU are evil for even holding one. How can you purchase one of those things?

    KIB: Because I can....and its not mine. Its my cousins...?

    CRL: Those things should be destroyed. ALL SNAKES are bad.

    KIB: NO! Killing a snake when it has done nothing to you is animal cruelty. I am NOT going to kill a snake just because I don't like it. If you don't like it then walk away.

    CRL: *thinks* Well let me look at him...Im not going to hurt him I just want to see him...Im not going to touch him.

    KIB: No! You say snakes are evil....now you want to see him? I don't know... he might turn into something really scary and evil like a werewolf or vampire or somethng...or maybe grow horns and grab a pitchfork.

    CRL: *glares and does catbutt face* EVIL BITCH!

    KIB: Judgemental whore!

    My cousin heard the entire thing and responded with "Don't like snakes? Thats not a very nice way to talk about your family Buh Bye now

    KIB:
    Last edited by Dave1982; 10-12-2011, 01:14 AM. Reason: all bold
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  • #2
    Love your cousin's response!

    I like snakes, except when they crap that nasty-smelling stuff on me.
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    • #3
      Yay for KIB! I heart snakes. They are so misunderstood.
      "There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't."

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      • #4
        Snakes are not evil. Cats, on the other hand....
        "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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        • #5
          Snakes rule.

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          • #6
            Quoth Food Lady View Post
            Snakes are not evil. Cats, on the other hand....
            A friend once commented that cats were just snakes with fur and legs...

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            • #7
              CRL must have had it with those mother f***ing snakes on the mother f***ing plane!
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              • #8
                I strongly disagree. All you have to do is accept the fact that the cat owns you, not the other way around, and you'll get alone purrfectly with one.
                Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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                • #9
                  Too bad you didn't have an apple to offer her. You would have seen her run like crazy! lol
                  "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                  • #10
                    I'm glad you guys didn't let her get close to the snake; who knows what she might have done to it!

                    Hee, little snakes with their little smug smiling mouths always looking like they ate the cat AND the canary! So cute!

                    This is my snake!

                    Last edited by LillFilly; 10-11-2011, 04:38 PM.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Kristev View Post
                      I strongly disagree. All you have to do is accept the fact that the cat owns you, not the other way around, and you'll get alone purrfectly with one.
                      I'd love to be owned by a cat!
                      "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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                      • #12
                        My life is as a butler to a cat.

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                        • #13
                          Snakes aren't evil. Wrong maybe, what they have no legs but they still move. I wouldn't hurt one just run the other way screaming like a girl.

                          Glad you didn't let that lady near the snake.
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                          • #14
                            I love snakes - I was always the one playing with the little garter snakes in the backyard. I also got to hold a ball python in college and he was so pretty and docile and kept trying to hug me. I'd love a snake, but I know they require a lot of care....that and my mother is terrified of them and tends to scream blue murder and beat them to death with a shovel when she sees them in the yard. So my having a snake in the house would basically be a death sentence for the poor thing. I can't bitch too much because I tend to have a similar reaction to bugs in the house.

                            Glad you didn't give this nutty woman the snake to see or hold either - if she just got done bitching about how evil and bad they are, I would not have put it past her to harm or kill the poor thing (and then I'm sure refuse to pay for it, stomp out of the store and tell all her equally insane friends how she has purged a little evil from the world).

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                            • #15
                              Not a fan of snakes but they do have their place in nature.

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