When recorded calls become... awkward. (Possibly NSFW)

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I couldn't decide on just a single witty response.

-"Customers Suck" just took on a double meaning.
-I fail to see the suck, although it was clearly audible.
-Ok, sir. We just turned on your internet. And you.
-Your internet has been up for five seconds and this is the first thing you do with it?

"Another satisfied customer!"

[lobo94]

There are some strange people out there.

[fireheart]

I think there was a story on here ages ago where someone was having sex while ordering pizza.

So many jokes came out after that referring to the pizza coming with extra sausage or white sauce (and my Google-Fu tells me that there is actually a website based on the whole gimmick of a pizzaman....>.>)

[blas]

Nah, you wait till the pizza guy gets there, then give him a show. Invite him to join. That way, you don't have to tip.

[Racket_Man]

Nah, you wait till the pizza guy gets there, then give him a show. Invite him to join. That way, you don't have to tip.

if the pizza guy has been in the biz more than a few years not much will phase them at the door. we have Naked Guy (although he has not ordered for a while), various female underware models (some of whom are not all that young anymore ), more naked ginormioius beer guts, Grand Canyon butt cracks, preggie bellies and small children runing around nude than I care to even think about anymore

I had a case of peek-a-boo boobies and hoohaa at a hotel about a year ago. I did not get red embarassed face or turned on. just wanted to complete the transaction and get going. unfortuneately a floor show does nothing to me anymore.

damn I am not normal anymore.

[blas]

My dad has some interesting stories from Dominos days past....