Nice Try, Bunghole

[XCashier]

...I would appreciate it if the morons who come up behind me don't physically shove me out of the way, especially since I hate being touched, and if you do shove me out of the way hard enough that I fall to the effing ground, the least you could do is apologize, not look down at me, sneer and keep going while snickering to yourself! He's lucky I couldn't get up fast enough to give him the castration he so richly deserved. Big over six foot jackass throwing a barely-five-foot partially crippled girl to the ground, yeah, that's real macho!

Some asshole threw you to the ground?! That bastard, I hope he ends up with an injury that makes him move more slowly and some bigger jerk throws him to the ground!!!

[Eisa]

^That.

I have clubfeet, arthritis in my feet, my ankle bones are fused in the wrong places, and my hips are tilted. It hurts to walk. Or stand, for that matter. I am slow 98% of the time. I know this. I cannot go faster. And most of the time (especially in stores, etc.), I am limping. And yet morons still act like I'm deliberately inconveniencing them. Yes, dumbass. I am limping this way JUST to piss you off. Fuck you.

[Clover]

^That.

I have clubfeet, arthritis in my feet, my ankle bones are fused in the wrong places, and my hips are tilted. It hurts to walk. Or stand, for that matter. I am slow 98% of the time. I know this. I cannot go faster. And most of the time (especially in stores, etc.), I am limping. And yet morons still act like I'm deliberately inconveniencing them. Yes, dumbass. I am limping this way JUST to piss you off. Fuck you.

My hips are a bit tilted too, I have arthritis in one foot (starting to in my knees and wrists too) and other various issues as well, and on top of all that I have short legs to begin with. So the fact of the matter is, I am slow. I don't walk very fast, and can't run at all without being in extreme pain the entire time. I limp, and it gets more pronounced the longer I've been walking, or if it's just a bad day. It's not something I can do anything about-I already wear a brace, without it it'd be a lot worse, so for people to be so inconsiderate of those who physically cannot do better is really pathetic to me. Not everyone is lucky enough to get a healthy set of legs, hips, feet and all that!