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  • #16
    Quoth dalesys View Post
    You drink oil?

    I find carbohydrates more palatable, especially fermented.

    [/chemist]
    I quite enjoy an occasional glass of Dihydrogen monoxide myself
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    • #17
      Quoth Syriilord View Post
      I quite enjoy an occasional glass of Dihydrogen monoxide myself
      I much prefer their diet version, Hydrogen Hydroxide.
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      • #18
        Quoth EricKei View Post
        I much prefer their diet version, Hydrogen Hydroxide.
        No Fat!
        No Carbs!
        No Calories!


        *may contain fish sex residue
        Last edited by dalesys; 12-07-2011, 02:50 AM.
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        • #19
          Quoth dalesys View Post
          You drink oil?

          I find carbohydrates more palatable, especially fermented.

          [/chemist]


          I was thinking somewhat shorter than decayed organic matter: CH3-CH2-OH

          [Note: It's been over 20 years since I took chemistry in any form, so my notation may be incorrect. However, I believe all of you can figure it out. ]
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          The stupid is strong with this one.

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          • #20
            Quoth dalesys View Post
            No Fat!
            No Carbs!
            No Calories!


            *may contain fish sex residue
            Ah, yes, of course it has no carbs, it's Atkins-approved!

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            • #21
              Quoth Panacea View Post

              Rich people don't pay annual fees on credit cards.
              True. But they do pay annual fees on Charge Cards. Which are different in that a charge card is required to be paid in full when you get the bill. a credit card gives you the option to make payments in which case you pay interest on the total balance.

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              • #22
                For 500 dollars annual fee, was the rate 2% with no late fees? To be honest, with the amount I'd put on my card, I'd still end up paying more with a low interest rate and that high annual fee.

                It may be worth it to someone who travels a lot. I mean they are traveling about 3 times a month every month for business via airplane. The 1% really should be frequent flyers.

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                • #23
                  Quoth emt_cookies View Post
                  For 500 dollars annual fee, was the rate 2% with no late fees? To be honest, with the amount I'd put on my card, I'd still end up paying more with a low interest rate and that high annual fee.

                  It may be worth it to someone who travels a lot. I mean they are traveling about 3 times a month every month for business via airplane. The 1% really should be frequent flyers.
                  You know, I pay in full every month so I honestly didn't think of that aspect. But I'm afraid the interest rate was pretty high (13% or so) and it had plenty-o-fees $35 per late payment, over the limit, etc. Plus they raise your interest rate too if you're late or go over you limit.

                  Just a bad deal all around. If you travel a lot I think a miles card from your airline of choice would be a better deal. Same terms and priveleges but no annual fee.
                  The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

                  The stupid is strong with this one.

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                  • #24
                    Quoth dalesys View Post
                    No Fat!
                    No Carbs!
                    No Calories!


                    *may contain fish sex residue
                    *snort*
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                    • #25
                      Quoth Dips View Post
                      But I'm afraid the interest rate was pretty high (13% or so)
                      That's high? Goes over twenty percent over here. I know mine is, but I pay it all off every month. Ergo, I don't give a frag

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