I'm a fan of Denny's restaurants. Ask anyone. It's to the point that when I appear in the middle of the night at my local Denny's, they already know to make the special salad I always get, and to bring a bowl of lemons for the tea. Tonight, I went there again and the waitress who is typically there when I am told me about a recent event that happened to her.
I guess this event would be more properly classified as a "hearing" rather than a sighting, but I digress.
Anyway... Not long ago, she had a customer in her section, and this customer was sporting that famous bowl cut favored by Justin Bieber as well as by lesbians everywhere.
Enter a large, fat, drunk redneck and his wife, who sat down nearby. The redneck proceeded to look at the customer with the Bieber hairdo, smirk, and shout out for the whole restaurant to hear, "BAY-BURRRR!!"
Translation: "Bieber."
He then shouted it several more times, while the customer with the Bieber 'do seethed, and the waitress attempted to just do her job, which involved serving both the redneck and his wife, and the Bieber customer.
Many more BAY-BURRRR's later, the customer with the Bieber hairdo stood up, stepped into the waitress' path and bellowed into her face his thanks for how she had stood up for him. He then threw a full glass of ice water into her face and sprinted from the restaurant to the sounds of the redneck's laughter.
This raises several questions, chief among them why you would ever expect or ask a waitress to be your protector. Especially when she had already asked the redneck to be quiet, asked his wife to ask him to be quiet, and informed the manager of the entire unfolding event.
Seriously, why? Their job is to take your order, get it right, and bring it to you in a timely manner. Their job is not to give a ranting redneck a piece of their mind, or to tell him that no matter how idiotic your haircut looks, it's your right -- as an American! -- to look like a sexless, not to mention talentless, diva if you so choose. It's not their job to tell someone that if you wish to stick your head in a salad bowl and trim around the edges, there's no law to stop you.
So why would you ask that of the waitress?
I guess this event would be more properly classified as a "hearing" rather than a sighting, but I digress.
Anyway... Not long ago, she had a customer in her section, and this customer was sporting that famous bowl cut favored by Justin Bieber as well as by lesbians everywhere.
Enter a large, fat, drunk redneck and his wife, who sat down nearby. The redneck proceeded to look at the customer with the Bieber hairdo, smirk, and shout out for the whole restaurant to hear, "BAY-BURRRR!!"
Translation: "Bieber."
He then shouted it several more times, while the customer with the Bieber 'do seethed, and the waitress attempted to just do her job, which involved serving both the redneck and his wife, and the Bieber customer.
Many more BAY-BURRRR's later, the customer with the Bieber hairdo stood up, stepped into the waitress' path and bellowed into her face his thanks for how she had stood up for him. He then threw a full glass of ice water into her face and sprinted from the restaurant to the sounds of the redneck's laughter.
This raises several questions, chief among them why you would ever expect or ask a waitress to be your protector. Especially when she had already asked the redneck to be quiet, asked his wife to ask him to be quiet, and informed the manager of the entire unfolding event.
Seriously, why? Their job is to take your order, get it right, and bring it to you in a timely manner. Their job is not to give a ranting redneck a piece of their mind, or to tell him that no matter how idiotic your haircut looks, it's your right -- as an American! -- to look like a sexless, not to mention talentless, diva if you so choose. It's not their job to tell someone that if you wish to stick your head in a salad bowl and trim around the edges, there's no law to stop you.
So why would you ask that of the waitress?


I was actually feeling sympathy for him until I read the part about him throwing ice water in the waitresses face.
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