How do I keep attracting these people? HOW?

[Dark Psion]

You should hire yourself out. I would have paid money to see you tell some of my old customers to "Piss Off!"

Oh and how about this sonic screwdriver?

QmX will have a "not so expensive" version later this year.

[sirwired]

Wow! Tolly the Universal Employee! You work everywhere! Everything you wear is a work uniform!

[Saphire089]

Shopping for the makings for a light dinner for myself and the parents. (Yeah, I'm staying with them til the medical situation settles, I cook and clean to make rent.) I'm wearing a motorcycle jacket with the Phantasy Star Online logo hand-painted onto it over a green t-shirt and beige pants. The employees wear red t-shirts and black pants.

Me: *picking out vegetables* *humming*
Picky Customer: You shouldn't hum when you're working, you know. It's rude.
Me: *blink* Buh-wha?
PC: Customers don't like it when employees hum! I don't even know what the tune is!
Me: It's the Ambition of the Illuminus theme, now go away.
PC: I'm going to get the manager!
Me: Whatever.
PC: *disappears for a few minutes, then corners me in the meat section with a manager who happens to be a friend of mine* Here! Here she is!
Manager: ...She doesn't work here.
PC: Yes she does!
M: No, she doesn't. She is, however, a regular customer. How are you this week?
Me: Great, thanks. How about you?
M: Pretty well.
PC: DON'T IGNORE ME!
M: Madam, this woman obviously doesn't work here. It's terribly busy, please stop wasting my time.
PC: *storms off in a huff* I'll never shop here again!
M: Sheez.
Me: Amen.
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Sheesh that lady was rude. Slightly OT but do you play either the phantasy star universe/online series? I portable more myself.

[draco664]

EO: *hits the button to alert his security service* Sir, I'm calling the police.
FDC: *suddenly lets go* Oh fuck.
Me: I am SO pressing charges.
FDC: *bolts, presumably unaware of the several obviously-placed security cameras*
EO: What the hell was all that about?
Me: I have NO bloody idea.

Please tell me you took the time to actually make a complaint to the police. That customer's criminal's actions would absolutely terrify some people. He needs to be stopped.

Thank god the movie was good or I may well have wept.

Yeah, I enjoyed it too. I loved the little hints to the other Tintin books they scattered through the movie.

[hotelslave]

The second time you saw the nasty woman complaining about you humming you should of followed her around store humming Jaws theme song

[ApolloSZ]

FIrstly - HOLY CARP! You get some real winners. That guy who grabbed you i'd have grabbed his hand and squeezed across the knuckles, like a painful handshake. I do NOT like being shoved around against my will.

Secondly - I like your Captain Haddock. To actually say that out loud XD

Thirdly - Note to self, mace here is the one in spray form. I instantly think of a flailing ball of painful doom (Morning Star) when someone says Mace, so your comment about "room in the jacket for mace" was soo much funnier XD

[XCashier]

Darn, I just checked your profile, and your Salem is on the other coast from my Salem

Well yeah, the Easterners get everything good first, we have to wait in our podunk little state.

Tolly...holy moly, that was just mind-boggling. CS used to sell T-shirts that said, "No! I don't work here!" Perhaps we should bring them back.

[Merriweather]

Was it the functional sonic screwdriver or was it just a standard toy?

There's a shop in Salem that sells Doctor Who memerobillia and they have one that's got a little flashlight and a genuine built in phillips head screwdriver.

Darn, I just checked your profile, and your Salem is on the other coast from my Salem

[BrenDAnn]

I..buh...wha...?? I have never had that happen to that degree. I've been asked where things are in stores I don't work at, yes, but...nothing like that. Was your whole town smoking something???

[IDontWorkHere]

Oh... Wow... I have this urge to give you my screenname now... I don't understand what's wrong with people.

[NateTheChops]

Was it the functional sonic screwdriver or was it just a standard toy?

There's a shop in Salem that sells Doctor Who memerobillia and they have one that's got a little flashlight and a genuine built in phillips head screwdriver.

[PepperElf]

yeah most times it happens the other customer leaves me alone afterwards, although i did get a CBF from one lady once.

[AtDIelement]

Buh...?

I've had this happen a couple times, but that is just crazy!

[earl colby pottinger]

Second time you saw Picky Customer, you should have pointed out that they said they would not be shopping there again. And you don't care about the opinion of people who will break their own promises.

[Kristev]

Oh mon deux. What is with the consumers these days? Oh yes, I know. Nobody's got no class anymore.