So I"m walking around with my family in a Lowe's Sunday afternoon. I was more or less loitering, as I'd been brought along for the sole purpose of giving my opinion on some kitchen remodel ideas. So I'm sort of drifting around amusing myself while the rest of the folks shop, and I pass this woman standing in an aisle who says "Don't mind me, I'm just waiting for someone to come along and help me."
Some thoughts:
1. I don't mind strangers striking up conversations with me. This is the south...we do that here, and it's fine. However as far as this subject goes..and I'm just being honest here...it would not be possible for me to give less of a damn about this.
2. Go find someone. I'm not even shopping and I've been accosted by no fewer than five people in red aprons. I'm guessing your time would probably be better spent looking for someone clad thusly instead of making passive aggressive and impotent complaints to a total ass stranger.
3. You must be fun at parties.
Then she just about ran over my mother when she went by. She didn't hit her or push her or anything, but she got all up in her space. Mom didn't even notice. Which is good because I WOULD have given a damn about it if she'd offended my mom.
Pathetic.
Some thoughts:
1. I don't mind strangers striking up conversations with me. This is the south...we do that here, and it's fine. However as far as this subject goes..and I'm just being honest here...it would not be possible for me to give less of a damn about this.
2. Go find someone. I'm not even shopping and I've been accosted by no fewer than five people in red aprons. I'm guessing your time would probably be better spent looking for someone clad thusly instead of making passive aggressive and impotent complaints to a total ass stranger.
3. You must be fun at parties.
Then she just about ran over my mother when she went by. She didn't hit her or push her or anything, but she got all up in her space. Mom didn't even notice. Which is good because I WOULD have given a damn about it if she'd offended my mom.
Pathetic.
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