From a number in town, or at least this area code:
Me: Hello?
Caller: (with a pronounced lisp) Are you the bitch who made fun of my lisp?
Me: What?
Caller: Are you the bitch who made fun of my lisp?
Me: I don't know you. You have the wrong number.
Caller: Oh, fuck you.
So far, the dumb cuntpickle hasn't redialed. But I'm waiting.
Me: Hello?
Caller: (with a pronounced lisp) Are you the bitch who made fun of my lisp?
Me: What?
Caller: Are you the bitch who made fun of my lisp?
Me: I don't know you. You have the wrong number.
Caller: Oh, fuck you.
So far, the dumb cuntpickle hasn't redialed. But I'm waiting.


and that's not a small fuckup. Although I'm betting it probably freaked some people out if they had caller ID when you called them.
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