DIE YOU STUPID RESTAURANT *ahem*

[KiaKat]

RABBLEFRAGGLERAGERARRRRRRR *cough*

The restaurant across the street. They have bagpipers playing in the street between our locations. BAGPIPERS. HIGHLAND PIPES.

Playing "When The Saints Go Marching In." ON SAINT FRIGGEN PATRICK'S DAY.

Irish holiday.

Scottish pipes.

AMERICAN SONG.

My ears are bleeding.

My eyes are bleeding, too. It's an eyesore - tons of clashing green decorations. Balloons, tinsel, tshirts, hair ornaments, hats, BEADS, makeup... And the only two kilts to be seen are those on the bagpipers. Neither of whom are attractive men.

KILL ME. TWO AND A HALF MORE HOURS OF THIS.

[Aethian]

*snuggle hugs and hands over ear plugs*

[Seraph]

...Oh....my.

You should find an Irish bloke to go over there and loudly declare how offended they are about their travesty.

[wraiths_crono]

LOL, I am so happy im good at accents, place next to my work was doing something similar, so I did an Irish accent and called it all a damned travesty. gah.

[KiaKat]

Ok, I think Coworker and I have officially lost our minds. THE BAGPIPES HAVE STOLEN OUR MINDS.

He's imitating customers. I'm giggling madly.

[csquared]

While it does sound like someone has their nationalities mixed up, I'll take Scottish pipes over Irish pipes any day.

Yell across the street "Play Black Bear!"

[Food Lady]

Reminds me how people around here think Spanish and Mexican are the same.

[Victory Sabre]

You could go to youtube and type in Darth Vader bagpipes. It would make things a lot better.

[KiaKat]

You could go to youtube and type in Darth Vader bagpipes. It would make things a lot better.

... I think I'm scared now.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Yell across the street "Play Black Bear!"

Me, I'd holler out in my best stoner metal dude voice "I wanna hear....IRON MAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

The thought of Iron Man being played on bagpipes is now giving me the giggles.

[dragon_wings]

You could go to youtube and type in Darth Vader bagpipes. It would make things a lot better.

What about the 'Darth Vader wearing a kilt playing a bag pipe riding a unicycle' video?

[Victory Sabre]

What about the 'Darth Vader wearing a kilt playing a bag pipe riding a unicycle' video?

Yep, that's the one I'm talking about.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8rzkCkFIus

This one works as well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KLaiM42eAM

[firecat88]

Reminds me how people around here think Spanish and Mexican are the same.

Oh jeez. This is one of my major pet peeves.

While it does sound like someone has their nationalities mixed up, I'll take Scottish pipes over Irish pipes any day.

I'll have to politely disagree with you there. Uileann pipes, IMO, sound beautiful even alone. Bagpipes, on the other hand, I can't stand to listen to for too long unless there's some other instrumental accompaniment (i.e. If it's a good pipe-and-drum band, no problem).

But, yeah, it sounds like they're celebrating the entirely wrong Celtic nation there. You should throw on some Flogging Molly and Pogues to drown 'em out.

[KiaKat]

I'm flooding FB with all the GOOD Irish-ish music I can find on Youtube.

And the Metallica version of Whiskey in the Jar. Can't forget that one!

[Mr Hero]

Die restaurant! You don't belong in this world!

*runs*