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  • #31
    My fantasy response to these self-professed "Prince/ss of [Their] Country" types:

    "Yeah? Well, I'm the King of Don't-Give-a-Fuck-istan."
    PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

    There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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    • #32
      I think Charlemagne had like 5 wives and some concubines, so it is safe to assume that a lot of people can trace their lineage back to him. Kind of like a huge chunk of the population can trace their lineage back to Ghengis Khan because he was a breeding machine.

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      • #33
        I might be vaguely related to someone who *murdered* a king. Does that count for anything?

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        • #34
          Quoth Chromatix View Post
          I might be vaguely related to someone who *murdered* a king. Does that count for anything?
          Good news! You may, in fact, be related to Sam Vimes!
          PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

          There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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          • #35
            Quoth computeraide View Post
            I think Charlemagne had like 5 wives and some concubines, so it is safe to assume that a lot of people can trace their lineage back to him. Kind of like a huge chunk of the population can trace their lineage back to Ghengis Khan because he was a breeding machine.
            Charlemagne had eighteen children over the course of his life with eight of his ten known wives or concubines.

            He was a VERY busy man. Mind you, this was before even the Church had proscriptions on number of wives and edicts on infidelity.

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            • #36
              I'm related to one Lawrence Bathurst, a rich git who helped fund Henry during the Wars of the Roses. The Yorkists caught him after the war and cut off his head.

              Bathurst is a one-name study - if you have this name in your family tree, you are related to everyone else who does too.

              We've been able to trace a few branches of our tree back to 1611. Though aside from Lawrence and one Baxter Hunt, my first cousin six times removed who was a witness inspector on the Jack the Ripper case, I don't really have anyone particularly famous. ^^
              "...Muhuh? *blink-blink* >_O *roll over* ZZZzzz......"

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              • #37
                Quoth SongsOfDragons View Post
                I'm related to one Lawrence Bathurst, a rich git who helped fund Henry during the Wars of the Roses. The Yorkists caught him after the war and cut off his head.

                Bathurst is a one-name study - if you have this name in your family tree, you are related to everyone else who does too.

                We've been able to trace a few branches of our tree back to 1611. Though aside from Lawrence and one Baxter Hunt, my first cousin six times removed who was a witness inspector on the Jack the Ripper case, I don't really have anyone particularly famous. ^^
                I'm related to Adam, Noah and Jesus.
                "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                • #38
                  Oh, yeah. You're a prince all right.

                  You can't swing a dead cat in Africa without hitting a "prince."

                  I'm descended from Robert the Bruce, but I still have to pay my bills.

                  Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                  We have a Prince in our neighborhood. He walks on four legs, and has had his balls cut off. He doesn't pay for anything either.
                  They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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                  • #39
                    Did they call the police and report him? If he pulls that "I'M A PRINCE" scam once he'll most likely do it again. He should be arrested and banned - who knows, he might be mentally unfit.

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                    • #40
                      Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                      My fantasy response to these self-professed "Prince/ss of [Their] Country" types:

                      "Yeah? Well, I'm the King of Don't-Give-a-Fuck-istan."
                      That's awesome!
                      I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                      Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                      Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                      • #41
                        Quoth Chromatix View Post
                        I might be vaguely related to someone who *murdered* a king. Does that count for anything?
                        Depends. What's the statute of limitations on regicide in that particular country?

                        Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                        Good news! You may, in fact, be related to Sam Vimes!


                        Quoth Moosenogger View Post
                        Did they call the police and report him? If he pulls that "I'M A PRINCE" scam once he'll most likely do it again. He should be arrested and banned - who knows, he might be mentally unfit.
                        I was thinking 'mental issues' as well ...

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                        • #42
                          Quoth Panacea View Post
                          I'm descended from Robert the Bruce, but I still have to pay my bills.

                          I was told at one time I actually WAS Robert the Bruce in a past life. .... Does that count as well????
                          I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
                          -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


                          "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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                          • #43
                            According to an MIT study, we are all connected by a single common ancestor who lived around 300BC. Not necessarily descended from, but related to. Which makes us all 50th cousins.

                            Can't wait for the family reunion.

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                            • #44
                              I'll bring the chips.

                              My mother does all the lineage stuff and most of our ancestry on her side in the US goes back to New York in the 1800's. My biological father's line actually goes back to pre-colonial Virginia.

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                              • #45
                                Quoth Dadeo View Post
                                According to an MIT study, we are all connected by a single common ancestor who lived around 300BC. Not necessarily descended from, but related to. Which makes us all 50th cousins.

                                Can't wait for the family reunion.
                                If we're all 50th cousins, then anytime any of us are online together here IS a family reunion.

                                Quoth NateTheChops View Post
                                I'll bring the chips.

                                My mother does all the lineage stuff and most of our ancestry on her side in the US goes back to New York in the 1800's. My biological father's line actually goes back to pre-colonial Virginia.
                                One of my cousin's wives on my Dad's side traced back our grandmother's (Dad's mother) ancestors . . . trail went back 12 generations to Peregrine White.

                                Anyone want to crash the next Mayflower Ball with me?
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