I went out to my favorite Mongolian BBQ place the other night. While I am waiting in line, Ms. Marinade comes up next to me at the buffet.
Her perfume was SOOOOO strong- I could taste it. I am horribly allergic to perfume, so my sinuses start to throb soon after encountering the scent. It almost bowled me over when she came up! I couldn't even smell the food cooking anymore!
Thankfully, my food got cooked and I was able to sit down and all was well...until Ms. Marinade and her crew went to leave. Then the draft from them walking out the door blew her death scent allover the restaurant...
It lingered for minutes after she was gone...I thought my eyes would bleed out and my head would explode... yuck.
I think wearing that much perfume should be illegal. And the punishment should be that everyone in the surrounding area can take you outside and hose you down. Considering the 20 degree weather here, that would have been damn satisfying, too.
Her perfume was SOOOOO strong- I could taste it. I am horribly allergic to perfume, so my sinuses start to throb soon after encountering the scent. It almost bowled me over when she came up! I couldn't even smell the food cooking anymore!
Thankfully, my food got cooked and I was able to sit down and all was well...until Ms. Marinade and her crew went to leave. Then the draft from them walking out the door blew her death scent allover the restaurant...
It lingered for minutes after she was gone...I thought my eyes would bleed out and my head would explode... yuck.I think wearing that much perfume should be illegal. And the punishment should be that everyone in the surrounding area can take you outside and hose you down. Considering the 20 degree weather here, that would have been damn satisfying, too.






I shouldn't be allergic because it's expensive?
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