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  • #16
    Quoth midnightaurora View Post
    Sounds to me like he probably has a gambling problem
    Yes, his problem is that the other gamblers aren't letting him win
    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

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    • #17
      I go to the casino expecting to lose, I find it entertaining and worth the $40 or so that I will spend. But that guy? I would sit at that table as long as I possibly could and laugh my ass off.

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      • #18
        Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
        That's right. It's frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
        Wouldn't masturbating on an airplane be indecent exposure, especially if there are kids around?

        Side-note: Card counting in your head (IE, being a mathematical genius/near photographic memory) is not illegal. Using multiple people, or any kind of outside help at all (for example any kind of equipment that assists or card counts for you) I believe is considered illegal.

        However, even if you are the Rainman and are doing it all in your head, the casino will probably kick you out as soon as they suspect that you are said Rainman. So be subtle you math gods!

        On the topic of OP:

        I probably would've ignored him and, for the sake of my own amusement (the $$ would've been worth it) I would've hit on anything lower than 15, just to make him even more angry. Totally.worth.it.
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        It's so I can get ideas out of my head, I decided to put it in a blog in case people are bored or are curious as to the (many) things in progress.

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        • #19
          Quoth AmbrosiaWriter View Post
          I would've hit on anything lower than 15, just to make him even more angry. Totally.worth.it.
          Just hope that nobody takes that out of context - IIRC, the age of consent is 16.
          Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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          • #20
            Quoth AmbrosiaWriter View Post
            Wouldn't masturbating on an airplane be indecent exposure, especially if there are kids around?
            I was quoting The Hangover. When Alan says that line, he's told "I'm pretty sure that's illegal too." Alan's retort: "Yeah, maybe after 9/11, and everybody got all sensitive."
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            • #21
              Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
              I was quoting The Hangover. When Alan says that line, he's told "I'm pretty sure that's illegal too." Alan's retort: "Yeah, maybe after 9/11, and everybody got all sensitive."
              D'oh, stupid me. Only saw the movie once, a long time ago. I remember being entertained, but not something I'd watch again.

              Sorry for the Buzzkillington.
              My Writing Blog -Updated 05/06/2013
              It's so I can get ideas out of my head, I decided to put it in a blog in case people are bored or are curious as to the (many) things in progress.

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