Babies are funny. I could watch them for minutes.
But please take em away when they cry/poop. Ta.
But please take em away when they cry/poop. Ta.

. I'm careful with disinfecting and airing the car out after each of those rides so I haven't caught the flu yet.
if someone was shoving one at me without me expressing interest first.

Seriously, I don't want anything to do with babies. Also, anyone who tried to make me change a nappy would be WEARING that nappy.

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