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  • #31
    Quoth Mr Hero View Post
    At least it's better than eating pieces of s*** for breakfast.
    Been watching Happy Gilmore lately?

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    • #32
      I saw this tonight and thought of this thread.

      *Language*
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      Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

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      • #33
        Like someone else had mentioned, you could be working noc shift. That couldve been your dinner for all the cashier knew. And regardless, commenting on someones purchases in such a manner is grounds for a verbal warning in some stores.
        Things just get so crazy living life gets hard to do. I would gladly hit the road, get up and go if I knew,that someday it would bring me back to you.

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        • #34
          I'll say things like that but ONLY in a joking way, and ONLY to the customers that I KNOW enjoy bantering back and forth. To say it in a disgusted tone? Rude. Pure and simple.
          "And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--Shakespeare

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          • #35
            At one burger place we had people in the drive-through ordering big dinner burgers at 6:00 am. They were overnighters.
            "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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            • #36
              I had this exact comment on the train this morning. I tend to grab a sandwich rather than a 'normal' breakfast and the guard made a big thing of it. "Hungry? Huh, whats that breakfast?" I just said "yep" but I was minorly annoyed!
              I am so SO glad I was not present for this. There would have been an unpleasant duct tape incident. - Joi

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              • #37
                If I'm buying my usual pack of large condoms, and the hot cashier wants to comment on them, I am going to let her!
                To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                • #38
                  Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                  If I'm buying my usual pack of large condoms, and the hot cashier wants to comment on them, I am going to let her!
                  I don't know if you want the hot cashier to be commenting "I hope that's not your breakfast" on that one though.
                  My Writing Blog -Updated 05/06/2013
                  It's so I can get ideas out of my head, I decided to put it in a blog in case people are bored or are curious as to the (many) things in progress.

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                  • #39
                    Quoth AmbrosiaWriter View Post
                    I don't know if you want the hot cashier to be commenting "I hope that's not your breakfast" on that one though.
                    Heh. My BF has a few "break the ice" exercises for meetings. One of them involves listing 3 items to bring through the checkout lane in order to get a reaction/comment from the cashier.

                    One caveat though - cannot be condoms. don't remember if there were other restrictions though.

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                    • #40
                      Quoth PepperElf View Post
                      Heh. My BF has a few "break the ice" exercises for meetings. One of them involves listing 3 items to bring through the checkout lane in order to get a reaction/comment from the cashier.

                      One caveat though - cannot be condoms. don't remember if there were other restrictions though.
                      Bananas, sandwich bags, and hand lotion.
                      My Writing Blog -Updated 05/06/2013
                      It's so I can get ideas out of my head, I decided to put it in a blog in case people are bored or are curious as to the (many) things in progress.

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                      • #41
                        Quoth PepperElf View Post
                        Heh. My BF has a few "break the ice" exercises for meetings. One of them involves listing 3 items to bring through the checkout lane in order to get a reaction/comment from the cashier.

                        One caveat though - cannot be condoms. don't remember if there were other restrictions though.
                        Whipped cream, painkillers and chocolate sauce.

                        Hmm....too easy.

                        Cucumber, lubricant and a banana.

                        Sweatbands (or something else equally elastic), whipped cream and a zucchini.

                        I'll let you guess the purpose of the sweatbands...
                        The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                        Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                        • #42
                          I'm curious-what was wrong about that question? I ask that probably everyday when coworkers come in wit Mt Dew and skittles (or whatever's in the snack machine).

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                          • #43
                            It's probably perfectly fine to say that as a joke with co-workers you know at least a little bit.

                            To say it to a total stranger going through your checkout line? Not so much.
                            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                            • #44
                              I used to say it to random strangers at the BX; no one showed any asspain there.

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                              • #45
                                Quoth PepperElf View Post
                                One of them involves listing 3 items ...
                                Meat cleaver.

                                Paper towels.

                                Really large, heavy-duty, opaque garbage bags.

                                ...What?
                                "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                                "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                                "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                                "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                                "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                                "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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