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  • #16
    Quoth Frantic Freddie View Post
    Wouldn't matter if I did since my vehicles rarely get washed,that's what happens when you live 1.5 miles down a bad dirt road & 15 miles from the nearest carwash
    Truck nuts? Those surely will help!
    No trees were killed in the posting of this message.

    However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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    • #17
      Quoth BeeMused View Post
      Perhaps if you paint it red and add some flame decals...
      ...And so Go-Faster stripes! You can't forget those!
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      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
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      • #18
        Quoth Kristev View Post
        Not quite. The cars would actually be gossiping to each other:
        ...and I'm sure my MG would be saying... "I wish my owner would put my tires back on, and get me off these goddamn axle stands"
        Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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        • #19
          My boss V-creased his front bumper.

          Parked, went in to the client for a sales meeting, came out...

          And forgot about the cement light-pole base (without a pole) he'd pulled up to.


          It was lower than his highbelt hood...
          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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