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My housemate gets this a lot with her boyfriend, on two levels. One, she looks like a middle schooler, and two, she looks like she's related to him. People tend to assume she's his kid sister/cousin until they kiss or cuddle, and then the group gets so many panicked and concerned looks...Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch to be sure.
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Quoth Jester View PostI doubt it, mathnerd, unless he's an embezzling lying psycho from Georgia.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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Well, he's a lying psycho, but not an embezzler and not from Georgia.At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.
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Quoth Jester View Post....I was clearly at least late 20s, early 30s. She looked about 17, especially when she'd do her hair in pigtails."Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably
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Quoth Jester View PostAnytime you want to compare notes or share psycho ex stories, you just let me know.FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC
You're not a unique snowflake unless you create your own mould (Raps)
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