free cash

[sirwired]

My brain just broke. No matter what the sign says or fails to say or mentions in small print... there ain't no such thing as "free cash"; not at a bank anyway.

[cindybubbles]

At first I thought that the suck was coming from a casino. After all, they DO give free bonus cash to those who play.

I didn't know that this was taking place at a bank. I bet even most SC's know that you don't get free cash there.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

But wait a minute! I thought the only way to get free money was to supply your bank account information to a Nigerian prince?

[MoonCat]

It's called "willfully stupid."

Or just stupid. I'm not fussy.

[iPanda]

i was immediately reminded of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSCVteyKmWc

[XCashier]

What was the exact wording on the sign, anyway? Not that the SC read it through, they never, ever do...

[RealUnimportant]

I... but... ???... No words.

[moneybags]

SC: yea I saw your sign outside that said free cash for 30 days so I am coming in to get my cash

Me: ok you can get a loan that is interest free for 30 days

SC: no no no, your sign says 30 days of free cash. I need my cash. I drove all the eay here and I dont have money for gas so unless you are willing to leave here and take me home, you have to give me cash

Me: you can apply a loan

SC: I do not want a loan. I want my free cash for 30 days. I do not have good credit now please give me my cash so I can get home


Me: you can take it from your account

SC: I do not have an account with you. I came here because I saw you were giving free cash. I have no money.

Me: I'm sorry


SC: you can be sorry all you want but you need to fix this

Me: there is nothing

SC: there is, you have to give me cash...I have no money for gas or for food.

Me: again I am very sorry

SC: well bitch, do something about it

Me: I can't.

SC: Then I am calling 911

SC: Um yea, they had a sign saying free cash for 30 days and now she is telling me I cant get my cash. I have two starving kids in the car and no money for gas and she wont give me my cash.............why cant you do anything? Arent you the cops? Ok f*** you.

She gets on her knees crying and literally pulling out chunks of hair.........other customers asked if she was ok and she walked out....not sure where she went lol