Entitled Bitch.

[greensinestro]

Never mind the Nazi stuff. I'd like to know what happened to her crutches after she left them behind. Did she come back for them, or did your store hang on to them and toss them out later?

[wolfie]

EDB: It's because I'm disabled! I'll have your job! You're like Hitler!

I'd be tempted to reply "Are you aware of how Nazi Germany treated the disabled? The fact that I haven't sent you to the gas chamber proves that I'm not like Hitler".

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I'd be tempted to reply "Are you aware of how Nazi Germany treated the disabled? The fact that I haven't sent you to the gas chamber proves that I'm not like Hitler".

You really want to render them speechless, start going into details of the Nazi Germany euthanasia program. They'll more likely than not run away, fleeing in terror.

[EvilEmpryss]

I'd be tempted to reply "Are you aware of how Nazi Germany treated the disabled? The fact that I haven't sent you to the gas chamber proves that I'm not like Hitler".

Are you kidding? She won't understand a word. Clearly she's already been lobotomized.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Yep. Trading Standards are very hot on it, and they send test sales to us too. In trying to protect my arse, I piss off a lot of people.

I'd much rather have a "Merry Christmas, you prick!" than a £5,000 fine (roughly $8,200) or six years inside.

^This. I too have pissed off people by refusing them cigarette sales in accordance with Think 25... "I'm twenty two, bitch! You have to serve me!" Not unless you can prove it, arsehole.

I'd be insulted if an SC called me Hitler. I'd much prefer to be called Stalin or Ghengis Khan.

[wolfie]

^This. I too have pissed off people by refusing them cigarette sales in accordance with Think 25... "I'm twenty two, bitch! You have to serve me!"

See that blonde woman over there? Her name is Jamie Somers, and she used to be a professional tennis player. She'll serve you.

I wonder how many people here are old enough to get the reference.

[siskaren]

See that blonde woman over there? Her name is Jamie Somers, and she used to be a professional tennis player. She'll serve you.

I wonder how many people here are old enough to get the reference.

Right here.

[Argus]

Her name is Jamie Somers, and she used to be a professional tennis player.

You misspelled Sommers.

[gerund]

I wonder how many people here are old enough to get the reference.

You don't have to be THAT old.

I hated that they only did 8 episodes. This version was a little more believable than the original 6 cent (inflation) man and the original bionic woman.

[wolfie]

I wasn't aware that there had been a remake of the series. In any case, for the new series, Jamie had a different profession than in the original, so having her "serve" the SC wouldn't have the same (pardon the pun) impact.

[gerund]

so having her "serve" the SC wouldn't have the same (pardon the pun) impact.

In the new series she works in a bar, "serving" drinks.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

See that blonde woman over there? Her name is Jamie Somers, and she used to be a professional tennis player. She'll serve you.

I wonder how many people here are old enough to get the reference.

Yeah, but remember: her parts were smaller than that of the Six Million Dollar Man, so they weren't supposed to cost as much.

[dalesys]

... her parts were smaller than that of the Six Million Dollar Man...

Another hopeless romance!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Another hopeless romance!

Not really - just drug out for at least 20 years. IIRC they got married in the last made for tv movie sequel.

[dalesys]

... her parts were smaller than that of the Six Million Dollar Man...

Captain, they won't fit... and I don't dare try hitting them with the Big Pocking Wrench...

(I just re-read the March Upcountry series)