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Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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Quoth sms001 View PostInteresting. Does it taste like ouzo?
Some manufacturers don't realize how creative people are with the pronunciation of things.
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Quoth Jester View PostAka the Fuzzy Navel.
I'll have a fuzzy navel and she'll have the girliest drink in the house
Two fuzzy navels coming up.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx
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Quoth Chromatix View PostI don't know what ouzo tastes like. The flavour most compare it to is cough medicine, and it has to be said, it *is* good at that sort of job too.
Which is what green <famous night time cough medicine> is flavored.Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes
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Quoth BlaqueKatt View PostLicorice.
Which is what green <famous night time cough medicine> is flavored.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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Monday Morning Update:
File is now with an external Lawyer to review our next steps.
Hang tight people - the blindfold is being prepared, the last meal cooked (I hope)How ever do they manage to breathe for themselves without having to call tech support? - Argabarga
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Quoth Jay 2K Winger View PostOnce again, this is me:
For what I believe is the first time in my life, I've been waiting anxiously for Monday just to tune into the next episode of this saga.
That gif pretty much describes me as well.At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.
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Ho.Le.Sh.It.
Mr Wheresmycar is in big big trouble now.
1) He's lied about the auction listings - he maintained from the start that it was his partner who did it, now we have black and white evidance that he was full of shit and was the one doing all of the changes
2) We have proof that, rather than Ms Whereshiscar being the one to list the vehicle at $9k, he was in (bank) building, on (bank) computer, logged into the auction account.
3) Told us that he didn't need money....he has over a mil in mortgages and a number of credit cards approaching $100k. This is along with missed payments, broken promises to pay and even a bounced check....right around the time the vehicle first was listed for sale
File goes to external lawyers tomorrow for their opinion....but the investigators closing line is my favorite: "There is clear evidence indicating fraud"How ever do they manage to breathe for themselves without having to call tech support? - Argabarga
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I've just deleted 4 posts making prison rape jokes. No more of those, folks.
While I'm at it, is it really necessary to post the exact same "I can't wait" GIF more than once in the same thread?"We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural
RIP Plaidman.
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Quoth Dave1982 View PostI've just deleted 4 posts making prison rape jokes. No more of those, folks.
Quoth Argabarga View PostMaybe I missed it, but, did the investigators ever find out exactly where the car in question went to?
There is still the (increasingly unlikely) possibility that the car was legitimately stolen, and he is only guilty of trying to bullshit us about its value....which is still fraud, just inflation rather than outright deception. Inflation is seen as 'soft' fraud - crimes of opportunity, whereas outright deception is 'hard' fraud - preplanned, prepared, deliberateHow ever do they manage to breathe for themselves without having to call tech support? - Argabarga
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If it's "soft" fraud, what's the likely outcome? As opposed to "hard" fraud?Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you speak with the Fraud department. -- CrazedClerkthe2nd
OW! Rolled my eyes too hard, saw my brain. -- Seanette
she seems to top me in crazy, and I'm enough crazy for my family. -- Cooper
Yes, I am evil. What's your point? -- Jester
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