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You're Drunky! D-R-U-N-K-Y, and you Ain't got no Alibi!
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Quoth tSubh Dearg View PostSkilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.
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Quoth mjr View PostYeah, but my understanding is that even if you're drunk on horseback, you can still be arrested for DUI...
Lowering the Bar has a category--DSUWI--replete with such things: a scooter, a motorized bar stool, a Christmas parade float... and yes, even a horse."I often look at every second idiot and think, 'He needs more power.'" --Varric Tethras, Dragon Age II
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Quoth BPFH View PostDepends on the state and the definition of vehicle.
Lowering the Bar has a category--DSUWI--replete with such things: a scooter, a motorized bar stool, a Christmas parade float... and yes, even a horse.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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Quoth wolfie View PostIIRC, in Ontario a bicycle doesn't count (horses on their own or hitched to buggies shouldn't either) but an e-bike does, because the specific piece of legislation refers to "having care and control of a MOTOR vehicle" while intoxicated.
Had a mate done for underage drinking while riding a unicycle.
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Quoth prjkt View PostLittle bit different here
Had a mate done for underage drinking while riding a unicycle.
I've been warned (here in the US) about bicycling under the influence. Passed a field sobriety, and honestly, I think the officer was more concerned about my safety than anything else, but (In Missouri, at the time) there was a statute on the books for it.
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Quoth thehuckster View PostThe image of finding the burger he was so determined to grab in the trail of debris just made my day. I'm just picturing this field of twisted metal, with my sights focused on this innocent burger which was at least a small part of the cause of the accident (ignoring the much greater cause which is a tad more serious matter).
Fast forward to the next morning, when I finally got out of jail, and am riding the bus home. As the bus was going up that same main road, I looked out the window, and sure enough, there was that BK bag, seemingly untouched. Sad, sad, sad.
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Quoth wolfie View PostIIRC, in Ontario a bicycle doesn't count (horses on their own or hitched to buggies shouldn't either) but an e-bike does, because the specific piece of legislation refers to "having care and control of a MOTOR vehicle" while intoxicated.
I myself have ridden home on a bike from the bars hammered as all hell. But as I've said many times, you've gotta be a completely drunken clod to get pulled over on a bike in the first place! Any time I'm that damn drunk, I call a cab or crash at a friend's place downtown near the bars.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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