Were you born that rude...

[MoonCat]

That woman was an utter jackass. No, wait, that's insulting jackasses.

Failure as a parent, though.

[Food Lady]

Did anyone call CPS?

[thatcrazyredhead]

In Plankton's position, I probably would have gotten myself fired for laughing my ass off once the kid hit the cooler.

[Teefies2]

Creeper: Ya know, fur such a purty women.... you sure don't smell like one!
Me: That's because I wasn't born one, sir. Have a great night!




Well played, very well played

[Plankton78]

Did anyone call CPS?

As far as I know, no one has contacted CPS......yet.

[Food Lady]

Do it. Do eeeet.

[An Haddock]

I can't believe some sleeze put his hand on your ponytail. I'd have grabbed his wrist with one hand, punched him with my other, and screamed DON'T TOUCH ME YOU PERVERT!

And then possibly kicked him in the nuts.

You don't have to put up with that shit.

[RealUnimportant]

Jeez, how many times has the kid in #3 already concussed himself if he thinks running full tilt into a soda machine is going to have a different winner than the machine?

I bet the mom was just hoping to get a claim…

[taxguykarl]

Do it. Do eeeet.

In most states you don't have to give a name--but do consider calling from a burner.
I agree, that egg donor was probably looking for some kinds of settlement, was this in a mega-chain, Plankton?
Why am I surprised she also didn't ask the manager about the insurance liability limit?

[kmariem]

I have a redish scar up my forearm

I've dealt with similar idiotic reactions. I have a major birthmark, called a Strawberry Patch, starting on my left hand going up my arm in patches up to almost my shoulder. In extreme temperatures, it gets VERY red and that's normally when people notice it

[Plankton78]

We are a major corporation... I think. We have stores everywhere, not as a big as Walmart, but not that small either. Um. Like Dollar Segerant. That's lame but you get the gist. I think she wanted money. She came in today and threatened corporate on my SM. My SM told her to go right ahead. She stormed off so...... I hope she does.

[rose_metal_nz]

wow, that lady has some cajones. Does she not realise it's all on tape? ... at least now you'll have all her relevant contact details, in case someone decides to make an anonymous tip to the CPS line

[sirwired]

We are a major corporation... I think. We have stores everywhere, not as a big as Walmart, but not that small either. Um. Like Dollar Segerant. That's lame but you get the gist. I think she wanted money. She came in today and threatened corporate on my SM. My SM told her to go right ahead. She stormed off so...... I hope she does.

Hope your SM has given corporate a head's up and a copy of the tape so their legal dept. can tear her (or her lawyer) a new one when they get called.

[MelindaJoy77]

I've dealt with similar idiotic reactions. I have a major birthmark, called a Strawberry Patch, starting on my left hand going up my arm in patches up to almost my shoulder. In extreme temperatures, it gets VERY red and that's normally when people notice it

Tell them it's a tattoo with a new kind of mood ink, which changes color. They might just buy it

[mhkohne]

Tell them it's a tattoo with a new kind of mood ink, which changes color. They might just buy it

I've wondered if that's actually possible (active tattoo). It might be kind of cool to have a tattoo that reported body temp or something. Blood sugar or the like might actually be useful but I don't see how that would be possible.