Were you born that rude...

[Evannah]

We are a major corporation... I think. We have stores everywhere, not as a big as Walmart, but not that small either. Um. Like Dollar Segerant. That's lame but you get the gist. I think she wanted money. She came in today and threatened corporate on my SM. My SM told her to go right ahead. She stormed off so...... I hope she does.

Wow. Unbelievable. You TOLD the child to not mess around and she didn't like that one bit, even when her damn child was unconscious AFTER you told him to stop messing around. None of this is your fault. It's all HERS.

She has got some serious attitude issues.

[Plankton78]

She's has problems, period. What kinda mom wouldn't make sure her kid was okay after that kind of injury....

[csquared]

If she sues it could backfire. If you call Child Service (which you should do), they may not be able to get the videos from corporate. It would require a warrant and you need some level of evidence to get the warrant. If she sues, the videos will have to be made available.

I do hope that someone has saved a copy.

[Silent-Hunter]

Looks as tho it's time for Mr and Mrs Spank to pay a short sharp trip to Botty Land. Not for the kid, tho, for the mother. XD

Oh my GOD I love that show!

I've wondered if that's actually possible (active tattoo). It might be kind of cool to have a tattoo that reported body temp or something. Blood sugar or the like might actually be useful but I don't see how that would be possible.

It is possible with thermochromic ink, although I have no idea if that can be made non-toxic.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermochromism

[Jester]

Were you born that rude...?

It's very interesting that you asked that question. I'd like to answer it musically. And as I have no musical talents to speak of beyond the DJ table, I've brought a very special guest with me to make my point.

LADY GAGA, TAKE IT AWAY!!!



My mama told me when I was young
We're all special, oh hell yes we are
We rolled our own and drank our PBR
In the back of the trailer park

"There's nothing wrong with getting what you want"
She said, "'Cause others are just your slaves
So dig your heels in girl and be a cunt
Listen to me when I say"

I'm bitchy every day
'Cause I make no mistakes
I'm a rude bitch, baby
I was born this way
Won't take anything less
Than freebies of the best
I'm a rude shit, baby
I was born this way

Doesn't matter what you say
I know I'm right anyway
Baby I was born this way
It's my way or the highway
No matter what the the signs all say
I'm a rude jerk, baby
I was born this way


EDITED TO ADD: As I was tooling around today, thought of a couple changes to the end, which are reflected above. Honestly, if I had wanted to, i might have redone the whole song. But based on the time I spent on it, I'm pretty happy with it!

[Jay 2K Winger]

LADY GAGA, TAKE IT AWAY!!!

Jester once again knockin' it outta the park with a great parody song.

If I wore a hat, it would be off to you, sir!

[Jester]

Thanks! There are times that I think that I really should do it professionally. That one only took me about 10-15 minutes.

Weird Al, you listening?

[Seanette]

Thanks! There are times that I think that I really should do it professionally. That one only took me about 10-15 minutes.

Weird Al, you listening?

He already did that song.

[Jester]

Yes, and very brilliantly. I was tailoring my parody to the story and the audience here at CS.com. I am in no way implying I could do a better job of oarodying that song than Weird Al did. That would be impossible, as that is one of the best parodies ever done, period. But I don't suck.

On that note, I am going back to the parody post to edit said song for artistic reasons.....

[Plankton78]

Made my whole day. Thank you, Jester.... And Lady Gaga. Lol

[Jester]

If I can make one invertebrate sea life's day, my work here is done.