questions people ask me

[Monterey Jack]

"Do you have the one with that guy who was in that movie last year...?"

[earl colby pottinger]

"Is COKE considered a Pepsi product?"

It does not look like those Pepsi and Coke ads are working, not to mention why do they think those taste tests were done.

"How many shrimp come in those 51-60 count shrimp?"

Okay they did not pass grade 4 in school.

"How many come in a dozen?" (And no, they don't mean a bakers dozen)

Make that grade 3.

"Can I get some banana pudding?" (I work the seafood counter)

My brain failed me on why they would think that.

"Can I get some baked chicken?" (Again, seafood counter)

Still failing.

"when you gonna put more lettuce out on the salad bar?" (seafood!)

Well, now my brain cells are melting from trying to figure out what they are thinking.

when asked if they wanted their shrimp raw or cooked "What's the difference?", having them reply "Neither"

Neither! NEITHER! What on could they want then?

"what's wild caught mean?" (It means, they go out and catch 'em rather than grow 'em on the shrimp trees...)

Or you use wild men to do the hunting/fishing?

[simplyanother]

"Is COKE considered a Pepsi product?"

"How many shrimp come in those 51-60 count shrimp?"

"How many come in a dozen?" (And no, they don't mean a bakers dozen)

"Can I get some banana pudding?" (I work the seafood counter)

"Can I get some baked chicken?" (Again, seafood counter)

"when you gonna put more lettuce out on the salad bar?" (seafood!)

when asked if they wanted their shrimp raw or cooked "What's the difference?", having them reply "Neither"

"what's wild caught mean?" (It means, they go out and catch 'em rather than grow 'em on the shrimp trees...)