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  • #16
    Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
    Me: You see that sign above your head? It says KITCHEN, STAFF ONLY, PRIVATE.
    SC: ......
    Me: See that sign with an arrow about five feet away from you? It says TOILETS!
    SC: Well it should be more clearly marked! Come on Billy!
    I swear to God, this site is going to give me permanent brain damage from the number of times I read something like this and instinctively whack myself in the forehead.
    Doh!
    Re: Quiche.
    Pie is manly.
    Eggs, meat, and cheese are manly.
    Therefore, making an egg, meat, and cheese pie must be very manly.
    So sayeth Spiffy McMoron!

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    • #17
      Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
      Don't call me gay
      Manager: And what about the fuck you part? Did you mean that in a nice way?
      SC: Uhhhhh....
      Manager: I suggest you leave before I show you the "nice way" of my fist meeting your face.
      I love your manager! Seriously, though, what the hell was wrong with those people?!?

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      • #18
        My Dad is a bartender. I've gotta ask him if he's ever delt with this much crap in one night. I mean, WOW. You're a rock.
        "Because that's how magical meteoric size-altering space goo works." IMDB Message boards.

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        • #19
          Me: No we're not. I just enjoy making other people's drinks for shits and giggles.
          Am I the only one who read this in a Bill Engval voice?
          "Time shall help me face my painful memories with indifference, and with more of it, I won't feel the need to face them at all..."

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