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  • #61
    For all the ladies that point out that they wear baggy clothes and still get comments, I wasn't referring to you as "asking for it". I realize there are some pigs out there (I think I said that already). Plus some men are just stupid when it comes to boobs.

    And apparently my favorite web comic writer is reading this because:

    http://www.licd.com/comic/20070508

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    • #62
      LOL, dont' worry draftermatt. Some women are stupid as well when it comes to boobs. The girls at work regularly beg me for some of my cleavage...
      If they only knew...
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      • #63
        people often don't seem to realize what they say to others. I had a good friend in college who had one blue eye and one brown eye. he once told me that people liked to tell him 'Dude, did you know your eyes are two different colors?'

        His usual response was 'WHAT???!!!*look of shock and awe* NO WAY!!!!!!'

        Some people would realize he was joking at their expense and grin sheepishly, but others would take him seriously and go 'Yeah, dude! You should go look in a mirror sometime, man!'

        He told me this was a great way to separate the people he wanted to be friends with from everyone else.
        Because as we all know, on the Internet all men are men, all women are men and all children are FBI agents.

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        • #64
          A men's size 9 is not big at all. I wear a women's 12 and a men's 10.5 (US sizes). My brother wears a 14 and still doesn't have trouble finding shoes & boots. I did work with a guy in high school, who was only about 5'10" but wore a size 21!!!! He had some big feet. He only bought about 1 pair of shoes a year, and always Reebok, because he had a deal with them a pair of sneaks only cost him about $500.00.
          The only words you said that I understood were "His", "Phone" and "Ya'll". The other 2 paragraphs worth was about as intelligible as a drunken Teletubby barkin' come on's at a Hooter's waitress.

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          • #65
            "Funny you say that DarthRetard. When a guy starts blatantly ogling my chest, I start to ogle his "package". Either with a "tsk tsk" expression, or a "omigawd hahaha" expression. Works everytime."

            Oh, that's brilliant. I'm going to remember this.

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            • #66
              I'm 5'5" and big chested, so when I find men staring at my chest while talking to me I ask them if they realize I have a face. It usually leds to a look like from them. I'm usually wearing bagging clothes, so it's not like I'm showing off to the world.

              My oldest son is 14 years old and over 6 feet tall and built like a linebacker. He is taller than both me and his father. We all get tired of people asking where my son gets his height from and implying that his father isn't his father.

              We have a very Italian last name and my 11 year old daughter with blonde hair and blue eyes is tired of hearing how she doesn't look Italian. I have ran into the same thing when a clerk looked at my credit card and saw my last name. I was pregnant with my little guy at the time, so I told her I had a little Italian in me at the moment while patting my stomach.

              My little guy has been made fun of because of his red hair and freckles. OMG! He looks Irish!
              Do not annoy the woman with the flamethrower!

              If you don't like it, I believe you can go to hell! ~Trinity from The Matrix

              Yes, MadMike does live under my couch.

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              • #67
                Quoth the lawsmeister View Post
                Hey Seshat is http://www.lisaslacies.com.au/ any good. She's not been able to find exactly what she's after at Bellaforma, so I might direct he to this site.
                It's fantastic. I live close to one of their shops, and the staff are SO amazingly helpful and pleasant to deal with. I haven't actually dealt with their online sales people, but their in-store salesfolk are great.
                Seshat's self-help guide:
                1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

                "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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                • #68
                  Quoth Gawdzillers View Post
                  I keep getting remarks about how tall I am. As in, I'm 15 years old and about 6' 2".
                  Yes, I'm the friggin' Jolly Green Giant, shut the hell up and give me my green tea, you weirdo.
                  heh. my cousin William has just turned 16..... last year, he hit 6'4" I think. I keep teasing him when I see him that he needs to stop growing, but now he just uses me as an arm-rest
                  GK/Kara/Jester fangirl.

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                  • #69
                    Quoth bannedanna View Post
                    There can be.

                    Oh boy there can be
                    YUP boyfriend's 6'2" and wears size 13......
                    GK/Kara/Jester fangirl.

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                    • #70
                      Quoth Misanthropical View Post
                      OMG! He looks Irish!
                      And this is bad.... How?

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                      • #71
                        Tria, I have no idea why this is bad. It's like people have never seen a little boy with red hair and freckles before. I wonder if the little girls with them have as much trouble.
                        Do not annoy the woman with the flamethrower!

                        If you don't like it, I believe you can go to hell! ~Trinity from The Matrix

                        Yes, MadMike does live under my couch.

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                        • #72
                          Tria, you never saw the episode of South Park with the Ginger Kids?

                          My mom had flaming red hair as a child (although now it's a more mellow reddish brown) and hundreds of freckles. She was picked on unmercifully and called all sorts of names.

                          I'm half Ginger Kid. I have porcelain skin and lots of freckles from my mom, but I have my father's ability to tan very dark as well. So now I'm tan with hundreds more freckles. People think they are cute.

                          I can't believe in this day and age people are STILL making fun of red heads and freckled noses.
                          You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                          • #73
                            There were two little boys when I was in grade school. Twins. Both had flaming red hair and head-to-toe freckles. I ran up to the two of them the first day of school and said "I REALLY wish I could have red hair like you guys!!!!" I was... 3? 3 1/2? Neither one of them EVER got made fun of at school for their red hair or freckles and both were REALLY popular
                            GK/Kara/Jester fangirl.

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                            • #74
                              whats really funny is unlike my brother and sister i take after my dads side, who seemed in the past to prefer tiny little wives to go along with their big massive personas, so most of the men on my fathers side are about 6 feet or taller and the women, god help us, 5'5 at the tallest, 5'-5'3" the most common. my moms side how ever, all above 5'6". and thats where i get my nice chest from, only two women on my mothers side have a cup size smaller than D, my sister (a C) and one of my aunts (a B). so im squat and round!

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                              • #75
                                Quoth Misanthropical View Post
                                My little guy has been made fun of because of his red hair and freckles. OMG! He looks Irish!
                                People really are stupid. I happen to think red hair is beautiful. I've admired my red-haired friends' locks and told them I wish my hair was that color, and they look at me as if I've lost my mind.
                                I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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