Caller at work on Saturday:
" I want refunds for all 6 months of my account billing, even tho I have been using it!"
Quoth me "I apologize sir, I am only able to provide one month's refund as a courtesy"
Customer "Then I want a manager, and I will also be calling the FBI!"
Cue me again "I will connect you to a manager, one moment please sir."
Internal me: "Yes sir, the FBI will break off chasing Jason Bourne right now and come get your refunds for you. "
" I want refunds for all 6 months of my account billing, even tho I have been using it!"
Quoth me "I apologize sir, I am only able to provide one month's refund as a courtesy"
Customer "Then I want a manager, and I will also be calling the FBI!"
Cue me again "I will connect you to a manager, one moment please sir."
Internal me: "Yes sir, the FBI will break off chasing Jason Bourne right now and come get your refunds for you. "
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