Of Epic Proportions (Warning: Super long)

[Kara]

I have about a 2-desk range of motion, so sounds like about the same.

[Reyneth]

It boggles the mind how so many consonants can be strung together without vowels.

In my family tree, there are at least two last names consisting of seven letters total - and only one vowel each.

I am not refusing to help you, I'm just not giving you what you want. There's a difference.

BRAVA. BRAVA!

[KamenRiderOsaka]

THAT, right there, is the reason I got off the phones at my job. I dealt with people like that all the time, and was about to go insane until I got the position Im in now.

[1756GR2]

Kara, I think I need to stop reading your stuff. We do the same sort of job, but you seem to be about 24 hours ahead of me. I do NOT want to go to work tomorrow to meet the apocalyptic winds that have blown through your quarter. The temptation for retaliation against them is strong, since I have to see these demons face to face.

I'd best go check my ice cream supply.

[upsidedown_orchid]

This is why I love how the call centre at work is for theatre tickets. People tend to not get as upset over things like that as they do over cell phones and utilites.

I like being a luxury entertainment item.

edit: not me.. the item I sell

[DesignFox]

I'm so sorry.

At least working at the store, even though I am face to face with these people everyday, I can always give them Customer Service as their next level...and of course, when they call you, they step up their level of suck.

(I'm also lucky in that the guys I work with swoop down and rain hell on any customer that tries to pick on me.)

Kara, I you. I don't ever think I could work the phones as a CSR.

[CancelMyService]

Does this work with your cable company? Your electric company? Does this work with anyone? Then why do you think you can pull it on me? If you're so afraid of giving us your bank account or credit card info by phone (I already have your SSN, and the guy who puts in your payment you sent in the mail uses the same system I do to key in the information) and decide to mail your payment, then do it on time.

I can vouch for it not working with the cable company. It's amazing how many people think we should just thank our lucky stars they bothered to send a payment and not quibble about silly things like due dates.

[iradney]

Kara...I...You...
*silently hands over a strong chocotini, a pint of icecream and cookies*

I am in awe of your greatness right now...

[Sir Spaniard the 12th]

I thought the first one was bad enough.. But that last one.. Just reading it made me need to grab a drink and have a smoke, and it was just words on a screen to me.. I am in awe of your ability to remain calm on that, Kara.

[Gravekeeper]

If it makes you feel any better I hate your customers too-

-and I only get a handful of them. A full shift of them (Especially like that one) would drive me to doing something drastic with an address database and a turkey baster full of chili flakes.

[Polenicus]

If it makes you feel any better I hate your customers too-

-and I only get a handful of them. A full shift of them (Especially like that one) would drive me to doing something drastic with an address database and a turkey baster full of chili flakes.

One day, ONE DAY I will find a way to get a wish. I'll find a lamp with a genie, catch a leprechaun, get terminal cancer after de-aging to 10 years old... SOMETHING. And that one wish shall be 'Gravekeeper and Kara to have 24 hours to retaliate against their customers, without consequences, remorse or personal inconvenience. Any and all objects or finances they require shall be provided to them, and they shall remain impervious to retaliation from said targets or those near them for the 24 hour period.'

I figure between the two of you, with your imaginations and years of built-up loathing towards this particular subset of humanity, you should be able to get enough vengenace for all of us in that time.

... At the very least the 867 area code wouldn't be needed anymore.

[iradney]

And of course, it would make for VERY entertaining reading ^^

[Imogene]

strong chocotini, a pint of icecream and cookies*

Oh, my, Gods, I was trying to figure out what would go into a 'crotchtini' before I realized what you actually had typed.

[iradney]

Oh, my, Gods, I was trying to figure out what would go into a 'crotchtini' before I realized what you actually had typed.

BWAAHAHHAAH
*wipes tears from her eyes*
Now i'm going to have figure out how to make a crotchtini...maybe put a piece of camel-toe pineapple in it or something...

[Andara Bledin]

And of course, it would make for VERY entertaining reading ^^

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We must have video evidence!

Oh, my, Gods, I was trying to figure out what would go into a 'crotchtini' before I realized what you actually had typed.

Wait. The other day you read "beef and soda" and now it's a "crotchtini?"

Talk about Freudian slips...

^-.-^