The Tow Files: Some 'Er Crazy This Summer

[Jester]

I got a "You're mean" recently myself, for having the temerity to not serve a girl alcohol who did not have her ID with her. One of her friends said I was mean and "should be nicer," despite the fact that I was very polite about it, and simply would not serve the one girl without ID. For the record, the three of them were in their early 20s, and all looked like teenagers. So, no. Not happening.

By the way, one of the first things I did upon returning to this site after my long absence was find the most recent Tow Files. They did not disappoint, my friend.

[TheHats]

As far as Uber drivers who wander off, UberEats is their delivery service and those drivers constantly try to snag a few minutes of free parking as they pick up from restaurants.

[Kit-Ginevra]

I'm thinking Truck Nutz

...as are most of the females in here....

[Argabarga]

He may have bigger nuts than his truck, but in the end he's just as smart.....

[protege]

I'm thinking Truck Nutz

[Ben_Who]

Sooooo these 50-lb cojones. Are they brass or bronze? And do they attach to the actual cojones or is there some sort of foundation garment or network-of-straps arrangement that balances the load? Asking for a friend.

[dalesys]

Hey! You! Post 11! I got there first!

I Wonder Who's...

[Kit-Ginevra]

No, but I'm sure you towed the bus, right?



I towed a girl and I liked it

Hey! You! Post 11! I got there first!

[Argabarga]

No trolls, no elves, just dwarves baby!

[Sparklyturtle]

Also nice to see that Arga is a Dwarfer.

[Mr Hero]

And how, prey tell, was I uncompassionate?

Did I run a busload of nuns off the road? Nope

No, but I'm sure you towed the bus, right?

No, what I did was.... towed a girl.

I towed a girl and I liked it

it seems like it may be more economical for YOU to get over yourself and realize the law does in fact apply to you, and you are NOT the Sun King reincarnate.

Has there ever been a Sun Queen?

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

I loved the epic pwnage at the end of the Macho Man story. Such a beautiful thing.

[Argus]

What do you mean you burned down the puppy orphanage "again"?

That orphanage attacked him.

[Shyla]

What do you mean you burned down the puppy orphanage "again"? Is this a common thing?

Nissan guy is a new level of stupid. Why can't he park at the cafe to eat at the cafe? Is there a 50c meter he doesn't want to pay so he pays $90?

[bainsidhe]

This will be the fourth time I've nabbed this Nissan, because the driver just can't seem to get that he isn't allowed to park at Peevy Apartments and then go have lunch down the block at the Funtimes Cafe'

Wow, that must be one heckofa awesome sandwich!