Thirteen Idiots (long)

[Princess-Snake]

I just have to ask, is your store near the funny farm?

Sometimes I wonder that myself. We always seem to get the crazies. And as for the beads, I told one of my friends who can actually see auras, and she said that I did not have a dark and evil aura, the lady was a loon, and the beads was just an old necklace. Nothing special about them. So, I now have something to add to my jewelry collection. Woo-hoo!

[BookstoreEscapee]

Now then, did you figure it out before the extra hints?

Ever since I saw that show whenever I see Hot Pockets I sing it in that squeaky little voice he does...<Hot Pockets>

[lordlundar]

11. Guy comes in and tries to return a box of condoms. He says they didn't work. Enough said.

And the gene pool just got even more tainted.

[BlaqueKatt]

Ok first off send this lady to blaque kitty because im sure she would be helpful.

hmmm helpful to me or as in I would help her run screaming for the nearest exit?

the latter I can do with a look, the former-I like being evyl-it's a requirement for being one rung under supervisor in a call center.

Katt-owner of the patented kittie glare of death and destruction.