I feared for my life...(PS, I'm a jerk.)

[CrazedClerk]

I get plenty of people who give me a ZIP code when I ask for an AREA code.

And yes I get toilet flushers, moaners and groaners, karaoke singers, domestic abuse case studies.

Yep I've heard it all over the phone.

[Acolyte]

As an actual 867-er, I wholeheartedly sympathize. I mean, I just have to fix their computers. Pity those that have to try to communicate with them...
(Although I dread when I have to call them to ask what they want done...)

[Pagan]

Sweetpea, you are very much not a jerk! You are just very sarcastic and we don't know how you put up with these cornfed-inbreds on a nightly basis. But, that' why we love you!

-Proud member of the GK Girl Fanpack

[Soulstealer]

http://twolumps.net/d/20040426.html

I would buy this just for the name.

(No, I don't draw or write Two Lumps, I just find it hilarious.)

I had forgotten about that paticualr cartoon. Do you remember which one has Snooch singing 'Lick the butt' to the tune of the old superman theme song?

It shall be has my sig and compliment my lovely but licking avatar.

[Tria]

It shall be has my sig and compliment my lovely but licking avatar.

And I am envious of your cat. If I could do that, I'd NEVER leave the house.

[Dria]

I had forgotten about that paticualr cartoon. Do you remember which one has Snooch singing 'Lick the butt' to the tune of the old superman theme song?

http://twolumps.net/d/20040524.html

ObOnTopic: I cannot fathom how a mail truck is that hilarious. Few things in life that mundane are worth a full thirty-three seconds of hysterical laughter.

[Soulstealer]

And I am envious of your cat. If I could do that, I'd NEVER leave the house.

Don't be, he's neutered.

Thanks for the comic link Dria

[ContraCorriente]

[JenCdn]

Whatever will you do when they manage to give you their phone number (plus area code) correctly on the first try?

Ask them for their first and last name again?

[Becks]

Good one!!!!