Wet T-shirt Contest

[Rapscallion]

Oh for....yes, she was attractive. Happy? =p

Much happier, thank you. I've spent the day trying to keep the food from yesterday down (my day off in the week and I'm sick...). I'm starting to perk up a touch.

Rapscallion

[Becks]

God, Becky's going to love this one. =p

And just HOW am I supposed to behave myself when you post things like that?

To me it sounded like you briefly choked on the sum total of disappointment that is your life.

Sure beats "In order to pronounce it correctly, we'd have to cut out your tongue".

So the new girl at 7/11 offered to put on a wet t-shirt for me tonight because she thought I looked "bored" and needed to be "livened up."

Geez, I'd at least ask if you wanted to have a wet t-shirt contest with me. No one ever wants to...they say I'd win.

Noooooo~ I was so close! You gave me a brief glimpse of a light called HOPE. Then you kicked me in the face back down the stairs and slammed the cellar door shut again, plunging me back into darkness. Now I'm going to spent the next two weeks sharpening an old Buddweiser fridge magnet/bottle opener on the cement floor. Then next time you open the door to bring me my gruel, I'm going to plunge it into your groin, twist, then make a break for freedom.

Don't try holding out for Stockholm Syndrome either. I promise you I'm way too far gone humanity wise to succumb to that.

I see you've put some thought into this.

:Notes to self: GK does NOT go into the basement. Find all magnet/bottle openers and put them in a safe place. Offer a full menu, not just gruel.

[Sliceanddice]

GRAVEKEEPER YOU ARE CORRUPTING MY CUSTOMERS!!!
not that i have really worked in the last 5 days because the sickness gods have taken over my body and caused the puking....
But the last two weeks or so ive had an increasingly raising number of calls where they say "No man, I don't have a credit card. Can't I do COD" im getting pleasure now from saying "No, isnt offered on this item"

[Kilamon]

Oh for....yes, she was attractive. Happy? =p

My brain doesn't operate in the fashion of the average male. An offer to expose ones breasts doesn't make me think "Sure!" or "Hey I should ask her out!". I deflected and changed the subject of course. That's why there's no more to the story, because the rest of it is no where near as interesting as that one point.

-.-

Now that you've given your brain a minute to clear up, I demand that the next time you go to the 7-11, you must ask this woman out!

[OfficeSlug]

Gravekeeper,
Give me the patience needed
To deal with the idiocy
That I'm confronted with.
Give me the patience needed
To make it through this day
And all of the Dolts
Of which I must meet.
Gravekeeper,
Give me the wit needed
To appropriately get rid
Of those whom
Darwin was wrong.
Amen!

*spits soda everywhere*

That's my first and only prayer I'll ever need!
Amen!

[Sliceanddice]

im with everyone else GK, hot girl who is interested in you in some way? ASK HER OUT!

[Gravekeeper]

Gravekeeper,
Give me the patience needed
To deal with the idiocy
That I'm confronted with.
Give me the patience needed
To make it through this day
And all of the Dolts
Of which I must meet.
Gravekeeper,
Give me the wit needed
To appropriately get rid
Of those whom
Darwin was wrong.
Amen!

I'm not sure if I'm flattered or slightly disturbed that I seem to be entering "object of worship" territory.....maybe a little from column A and a little from column B. ;p

[Aldous]

Does that mean that I'm not allowed to build that life size statue to help us worship your greatness?

[Broomjockey]

Does that mean that I'm not allowed to build that life size statue to help us worship your greatness?

And all who gaze upon are struck mad! Lo! 'Ware the coming of the Keeper of Graves! He bringeth the biting commentary and disdain of all humans! And you shall know his coming by the chanting of his pack of fan girls which are bound to his bidding!

[Becks]

And all who gaze upon are struck mad! Lo! 'Ware the coming of the Keeper of Graves! He bringeth the biting commentary and disdain of all humans! And you shall know his coming by the chanting of his pack of fan girls which are bound to his bidding!

Can I be high priestess?

[Broomjockey]

Can I be high priestess?

That position shall be determined by ceremonial combat, where applicants shall duel in a vat of lime Jell-o and wearing kilts.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Does that mean that I'm not allowed to build that life size statue to help us worship your greatness?

Will this be one of those statues where, if a female rubs its belly, they become pregnant?

I'm sure inquiring minds would want to know.

[CrazedClerk]

Hey GK, any idea why so many 867s go with the COD?? I just don't understand that one.

[Aldous]

Will this be one of those statues where, if a female rubs its belly, they become pregnant?

I'm sure inquiring minds would want to know.

Yeah if anyone knows how to bless a statue to do that, why not? I don't, I'm just a local summoner of the dead. Cheap labor. They only require the flesh of the living. Or cheeseburgers, they like those too.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Yeah if anyone knows how to bless a statue to do that, why not? I don't, I'm just a local summoner of the dead. Cheap labor. They only require the flesh of the living. Or cheeseburgers, they like those too.

One cannot have a cheeseburger without a Margarita.

I'm sure they wouldn't mind those as well.