Putting the 'Ass' in Assassin (Epic Length)

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

You're either a few braincells short of a set or you ported in your number from the planet Melmac (more bonus points for the ref).

Wasn't that where ALF was from?

[Becks]

That would be a monster truck, right?

Boo!! Hiss!!

OK, so I'm jealous I didn't think of it first.

[Talon]

That would be a monster truck, right?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Oh that's just terrible. The pain, the pain...

[Sliceanddice]

... i feel like im missing a joke.... *frowns and thinks...* why is a monster truck funny....?

[Gravekeeper]

SW: Better than you will be after this call.

Well, that was rather ominous. Though I think my response would have been "Wanna bet?" ;p

On a side note, which rule do you violate when you're brushing your teeth while reading a post, stop yourself from laughing but kind of snort and drive toothpaste up your nose? ><

[Kara]

Would that be the rule of "Hehe *snort* Oh sh- *hack* AAARRGGH!"

[Imogene]

... i feel like im missing a joke.... *frowns and thinks...* why is a monster truck funny....?

Cthulu, the Lovecraftian elder god, the Stygian Horror? Is a Monster! Thus why he(she?) would drive a Monster truck.

[BookstoreEscapee]

No, from what I remember, A.L.F. (or Gordon Schumway for those in the know) liked to eat his cats whole, and raw...

Ah, yes, Gordon Shumway, Alien Life Form...the name didn't come to mind at first... he never did manage to catch the cat, though, did he?

[Sliceanddice]

*stares blankly at kara* is my geek card going to be revocked now? because still not clicking any locks in my head....

[Pagan]

*stares blankly at kara* is my geek card going to be revocked now? because still not clicking any locks in my head....

Here, take a look at this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu
I find that when faced with something that I need info on - Google it!

[Kara]

*stares blankly at kara* is my geek card going to be revocked now?

Nah, don't worry about it. You still retain your card and all the benefits. Now you can become a bigger geek than before!

[Becks]

On a side note, which rule do you violate when you're brushing your teeth while reading a post, stop yourself from laughing but kind of snort and drive toothpaste up your nose? ><

Hmmmmmmmmm...not rule #1...not rule #8 ...nor yet rule #34.

Rule #58412?

[Rapscallion]

Hmmmmmmmmm...not rule #1...not rule #8 ...nor yet rule #34.

Rule #58412?

Rule 236, Section L, subsection Lamda, paragraph three.

People say we have too many rules, but they do come in useful from time to time.

Rapscallion

[Sliceanddice]

Nah, don't worry about it. You still retain your card and all the benefits. Now you can become a bigger geek than before!

sigh does this mean i have to add to my growing must read list? because im still working om irish/celtic fairy tales.... (ok one was transilvanian) and im not sure my mind can handle the jump from the subtle mystic with lots of tears to monsters and chaos..... and now that i think of it i have storys i need to finish....

[Broomjockey]

sigh does this mean i have to add to my growing must read list? because im still working om irish/celtic fairy tales.... (ok one was transilvanian) and im not sure my mind can handle the jump from the subtle mystic with lots of tears to monsters and chaos..... and now that i think of it i have storys i need to finish....

Wait wait wait. There's monsters in Cthulhu? Darn, you mean User Friendly LIED to me? And I so wanted that "Tickle me Cthulhu"!

And you really wanna try breaking your brain, watch the movies "A Guy Thing" and "The Hours" back to back.