You won't believe this.

[Becks]

There is not enough on the planet to make things right for me again.

it's one thing to know it happens, but it's quite another to KNOW it happens

There's knowing, and there's KNOWING...and I wish I didn't have to KNOW.

[Killer Bees]

Will Smith said it best in Men In Black:

"That's about a 9.0 on my Weird-Shit-o-meter"

[JustADude]

Definitely a 5/5 on the Puke-O-Meter:

[Shengirl]

I wish I could pretend this thread didn't exist.

[Eggmont]

ARRRRRGGGHHH I think reading that just blinded my imagination.....

[BookstoreEscapee]

You know, in the back, deep, lizard part of your brain, that this kind of thing goes on, that these people really are a bunch of inbred, genetic dead-ends, but to have to witness it?

it's one thing to know it happens, but it's quite another to KNOW it happens...and i second that

[wagegoth]

You know, in the back, deep, lizard part of your brain, that this kind of thing goes on, that these people really are a bunch of inbred, genetic dead-ends, but to have to witness it?

[HiddenMica]

Now I have been a cashier at a gas station for a while here and there while in school to pay off the reoccurring bills that everyone gets. This particular story is from that of a co-worker, I have since changed jobs and well... This is how the story goes.

Me: :P Guess who?
CW: Co-worker.



The couple come in, the guy is wearing a shirt that looks like it used to be white, an old wife beater, it is now yellow and brown and I'm nearly bowling over about to puke because of the smell of the 500pound man not wearing deodorant in a, hot enough to fry eggs on the hood of my car, day. The female he's with isn't much better and doesn't look like she's brushed her hair in months with only half her teeth and the half she does have is blackened rotting stumps. Typical red neck trailer types. I take them and get them out of the store as quickly as possible and then use an air freshener in every nook and cranny of the store they used. This is the conversation I have with my co-worker about this couple.


CW: Yea... When I worked at Family Pizza Place X they came in once. Those two I think are married. Came in with the entire family. The girls father is around 80 and obviously mentally handicapped.
Me: Yea? Well I guess that explains the lack of showering... kinda....
CW: Oh that's not the best part. I had to kick the family out because she was in a full blown make out session with her 80 year old father. I'm talking full out moan groan and grind here. My boss didn't want to handle it, sent me out to tell them they had to stop making out. Grossest thing I've ever seen.
Me: O_O ........ Holy ****.


Yea. I've avoided these customers every time since. I have trouble being well mannered and fighting to keep from throwing up every time I have seen them since. This happened a while ago but I figured it would be a good starting post.