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    Peeing on Coke

    I wish I was making this up.

    Had a lady come into the gas station I work at, and squat and pee on our Coke 15 packs. I swear to God... She got an indecent exposure charge, she did this in front of CHILDREN.
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    Why did she ruin those innocent little Cokes? I'm a diabetic with a bladder that won't take no, or wait, as answers, and I'd never mistake a bunch of sodas for a toilet!
    Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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    • #3
      I don't think she was all there mentally, either that or high.

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      • #4
        There ought to be a joke here about getting high on coke. Getting pissed on coke, maybe?
        "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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        • #5
          Right? She's been arrested and charged with indecent exposure. I have to go to court in July.

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          • #6
            A flash in the can...
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            • #7
              Quoth Kittykat View Post
              Right? She's been arrested and charged with indecent exposure. I have to go to court in July.
              I would love to see this trial with Judy Judy presiding.
              "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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              • #8
                Ugh, Kittykat, I do not envy you having to clean up that disgusting mess. Was there a manager or another clerk there to witness this?

                I hope the judge throws the book at that woman. And I mean literally throws the biggest, heaviest book in the court library at that horrible creature!
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                • #9
                  My coworker was using the restroom ironically at the time, but it's a restroom with multiple stalls so she could still have gone.

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                  • #10
                    Part of me wants to see a plea deal, so that you don't have to go to court.

                    The other part wants the the trial so that she doesn't get off lightly.
                    Life is too short to not eat popcorn.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Kittykat View Post
                      My coworker was using the restroom ironically at the time...
                      That's a new height of hipsterism--using the restroom in an ironic way!!
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                      One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
                      The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John Rogers

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                      • #12
                        Quoth csquared View Post
                        Part of me wants to see a plea deal, so that you don't have to go to court.

                        The other part wants the the trial so that she doesn't get off lightly.
                        Wouldn't it be a pee deal?
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                        • #13
                          Quoth Rosco the Iroc View Post

                          Wouldn't it be a pee deal?
                          Urine a lot of trouble if you have to take one of those.
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                          • #14
                            This went right into the toilet.
                            Life is too short to not eat popcorn.
                            Save the Ales!
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                            • #15
                              Nope, it went on the Coke. Weren't you paying attention?

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