Quoth TryNotToBeThatOne
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1.) Let's all sing it together,
Green acres is the place for me.
Farm livin' is the life for me.
Land spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.
2.) Again, sing together now!!
"Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea."
Because as we all know, oil is so plentiful in Tennesee that all you have to shoot at the ground.
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For what it's worth, everything that I know about customer service I learned from the BBC sitcom "Are you being served?".
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