I'm not sure these absolute morons do this to any other type of establishment besides videogame stores, because they are videogame related pranks. It's the kind of crap that people do to get their jollies off, record, and post on YouTube because they have some sort of humor deficiency and can't laugh at anything unless it's absolutely stupid. And it's been getting progressively worse this week, more phone calls more often, and the pranks keep getting dumber and dumber.
The first one was this:
"Yeah, do you guys have Battletoads?"
After the second call asking this, my reply:
"Oh yeah, man they're selling fast, better come pick up your copy before they all sell out!"
-click-
They've moved on to this:
"Do you guys have Grand Theft Auto: Johnson City Stories?" (for those who don't know, yes, I suspect they are trying to use "johnson" in the way most people don't.)
I've started saying "Let me check" and then setting the phone down until they hang up.
Really? How is this shit funny? The battletoads thing? Obvious prank. The Johnson City Stories? Yeah, when your stupid friends are laughing in the background, give me a damn break.
But none of that's as good as the time the twelve year old called, asked if I was a girl, then asked if he could "hit that".
The first one was this:
"Yeah, do you guys have Battletoads?"
After the second call asking this, my reply:
"Oh yeah, man they're selling fast, better come pick up your copy before they all sell out!"
-click-
They've moved on to this:
"Do you guys have Grand Theft Auto: Johnson City Stories?" (for those who don't know, yes, I suspect they are trying to use "johnson" in the way most people don't.)
I've started saying "Let me check" and then setting the phone down until they hang up.
Really? How is this shit funny? The battletoads thing? Obvious prank. The Johnson City Stories? Yeah, when your stupid friends are laughing in the background, give me a damn break.
But none of that's as good as the time the twelve year old called, asked if I was a girl, then asked if he could "hit that".
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