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Yea for swords. I have four myself. One is a Sikh short sword I bought from a Spiegel catalog when I was in college, a ceremonial cavalry saber that belonged to my wife's uncle, a broad sword I confiscated from a friend who was threatening to commit suicide with it, and a WW2 Japanese bayonet my father brought back from the South Pacific. I also have an assortment of smaller knives, one of which is engraved "GUAM 1911".
"I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
I'm shaking as I type this cause I'm still laughing several minutes after reading your post. About halfway through, at the Michael Jackson 867 part, I began guffawing heartily to myself in my otherwise empty apartment. Before even finishing reading your post, my stomach was begining to cramp up I was laughing so hard, and suddenly I needed to make a quick deposit at the First National Bank of Porcelain. Thankfully my comp is right next to the bathroom. My tumy is still a little jumpy and I have a glee headache now, but it was SOOO worth it!
What's going on? Where are we going? And why are we in this hand-basket!?!
... a broad sword I confiscated from a friend who was threatening to commit suicide with it...
Interestingly, while I have bought both my blades, I obtained the only gun I've ever owned in pretty much the same manner. A drunk friend was threatening to off himself with it.
And by the way kids, I don't care if a 25mm gun is considered a "pea shooter," when a drunk guy is waving it around, it is a gun. And when you are attempting to get it away from said drunk guy, it is DEFINITELY a gun.
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