PIMPJUICE.

[xaenon]

Gravekeeper, your posts are the highlight of my week. No lie. Of course, I don't
have a life anymore (grin) but it's still awesome stuff.

[RetailWorkhorse]

Do you really want to go to college on a PIMP scholarship?

Oh oh OH! I DO! I DO I DO I DO I DO! *Wild waving and falls over*

I wanna be the Pimp in the purple leopard coat.

[BookstoreEscapee]

I wanna be the Pimp in the purple leopard coat.

How 'bout this?

[Gurndigarn]

I’m not 100% sure what a “Masta’ Card” is. But I’m assuming it’s far more hip and edgy then that square, Mastercard.

It's how you gets yo pimpjuice, dawg!

[tropicsgoddess]

Pimpjuice! Pimpjuice. Argh~@!

PIMPJUICE.

You know those beer coolers? Do you know what they come stocked with in the new Summer sale? Pimpjuice. Pimpjuice. Pimpjuice. I’ve been shipping PIMPJUICE to Nunavut. PIMPJUICE. What in the…..Hell is….but…..Pimpjuice? Seriously, Pimpjuice? I’m not only horrified by the fact such a product exists, but that its being ordered and shipped to the barren arctic reaches of Canada. What in the world are they doing with Pimpjuice? What is Pimpjuice? Do they even know what a pimp is up there? I don’t think Nunavut has any “hoes” with which one would practice the dubious profession of pimping, or pimpage or pimporing or whatever the verb is.

Apparently, it’s an energy drink. Full of raw pimpin’ energy. Pimpalicious if you will. I tried running it through Wiki and it further elaborated. It is uncarbonated and tastes kind of like apple juice with a bit of a medicine like aftertaste. So pimpjuice = apple juice cough syrup. Which makes apples the pimpfruit. That’s right.

Apples? Apples be pimpin’.

Hate to break it to ya, GK but there is a song with the same name made by the same rapper who did the drink. In your area you may have the 867/Nunavut people, but for me....we South Floridians have the chongas (the Miami/Hialeah,FL Latina equivalent of a chavette) and the wannabe gangstas/thugs that love that stuff.

Chongalicious

[blas]

She only want me for my pimp juice........whoooooo woooooo hoooooo ooooo....I think I need to let er loose......let her looooooooose......

Crap now I know what CD I need to listen to on the way to work tonight, if I can find it....

[Buglady]

Like, Omigawd.

I’m not sure if anyone has ever had to try and book hotel rooms for a pack of teenage girls before. But it’s an experience akin to rounding up 3 Chihuahua’s and a Jack Russell terrier, feeding them 2 cans of Red Bull and a handful of Ecstasy pills each then trying to get them to wake a straight line through the Play Pen at Mcdonald’s during the dinner rush.

For reference I was talking to the Jack Russell terrier. For whom “Omigawd, Dude” was not a phrase, but a comma. Our most precious resource indeed.

I'm a Girl Guide leader. You've hit the nail on the head there...

I often claim a specialty in herding cats - between the Guiding and working for a psychologist with ADD, I've had a lot of practice.

[Becks]

because he’s wanted on a Canada wide warrant for exposing himself to a tour bus full of senior citizens in downtown Toronto and then using both hands to have his man bits sing along with him through the first 3 verses of Come All Ye Faithful.

Damn me and my imagination...

I can totally see that.

[edible_hat]

SC: “Hi, I was calling to ask if you can you order online or is it just by phone?”
Me: “They can be ordered online as well.”
SC: “Well I’ll just order it on the phone since I already have you.”

I've nearly done something similar once. I had to post a form but I didn't have the postal address. I happened to walk past the office of the company that I had to send the form to, and thought "I'll go in and ask the postal address. No wait, I'll go in and deliver the form in person!" (since I had it with me). Unsurprisingly, the postal address was the same as the street address, which is listed in the phone book under the company name. I think I was sleep deprived that week.

[Sonoma]

Damn me and my imagination...

I can totally see that.

Thanks for bringing the brain bleach. Does it work on eyeballs too? After reading GK's post, I will never look at cookie dough ice cream the same again.

[jerkface11]

Do you really want to go to college on a PIMP scholarship?

Hell yeah it's my major.

[Becks]

Thanks for bringing the brain bleach. Does it work on eyeballs too?

You're welcome. I have plenty for everyone.

You'd be surprised what it works on.

[Samaliel]

How anyone can go out in public with their brillo pad showing is beyond me.

While it is beyond me too, the mental image doesn't seem to strike as much fear and horror in me as in other members. Does that mean I lost my sanity ?

[Imogene]

Does that mean I lost my sanity ?

"Yes, yes you are. But that's okay, so am I."
</Jim Gaffigan>
Oh, and there's a coffee store somewhere in DogTown, MO, that sells a concoction called Pimp Juice, but it's more of a peanut butter cup smoothie than an apple juice whatever the hell it is. I know this because I used to buy one every other week when the furry group went and hung out in the smoke-filled dankness, just chatting and doing nothing.

[Skrae]

JACK RUSSEL TERRIER VERSION
Jeez Gravekeeper Omigawd, Dude you've got an interesting job. On the bright side Omigawd, Dude you've got entertainment. On second thought Omigawd, Dude alot of this seems irritating to you Omigawd, Dude so that would be our entertainment Omigawd, Dude wouldn't it? At least you're desensitized to the point it's only irritating Omigawd, Dude and not something that makes you want to run out of the office to the nearest gas station to pour gas on yourself and light it while singing "Come all ye Faithful"

RELATIVELY SANE VERSION
Jeez Gravekeeper, you've got an interesting job. On the bright side, you've got entertainment. On second thought, alot of this seems irritating to you, so that would be our entertainment, wouldn't it? At least you're desensitized to the point it's only irritating, and not something that makes you want to run out of the office to the nearest gas station to pour gas on yourself and light it while singing "Come all ye Faithful"