PIMPJUICE.

[tropicsgoddess]

Well, "Cocaine" is still around!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine_(drink)

The name reminded me of this candy (I forget the name....) they had in the late 90's that got a lot of flack for looking like tubes of cocaine...damn now I have Eric Clapton's song "Cocaine" in my head thinking about it.

[Pagan]

Well, "Cocaine" is still around!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine_(drink)

[Jester]

So low they were revealing….things. Things in the front.

I mean a dark, horrifying thing like the entrance to a hedge maze of unspeakable sadness.

My God. Oh My GOD. You could clean a rusty GRILL with that.

That is freakin' hilarious. But I have to tell you, I have seen women dressed like that before. Fortunately for me (and unfortunately for you, apparently), most of the ones I saw advertising their "brillo pads" were fairly attractive, so it wasn't a horrible thing to see. Until, of course, you thought about it and realized how skanky most of these women were!

Also, how about paying for your food and drink before you start chowing down. Jeebus, you didn’t have anything but a wrapper and half a bottle of Gatorade to offer the store clerk when you got to the front. If you seriously can’t wait 60 seconds to buy it before you eat it maybe you shouldn’t be allowed out from under the bridge without adult supervision.

I have been guilty of this on occasion, and I'll admit to it. But hey, I always pay for it and never bitch or cause a fuss, so oh well.

It’s Phoenix. Phoenix. Not “Foenix”, “Funix” or “Fieeeenax”.

THANK YOU!!!!

For reference I was talking to the Jack Russell terrier. For whom “Omigawd, Dude” was not a phrase, but a comma. Our most precious resource indeed.

As George might say, "not all kids are cute or clever."

Uh, I couldn't help but notice this bit from the site:

Do you really want to go to college on a PIMP scholarship?

Hey, better that than nothing, and considering the way the U.S. government is treating the education system like its financial gang bang crack whore, I think a PIMP scholarship wouldn't be the worst thing someone could get.

I wanna be the Pimp in the purple leopard coat.

Sounds amazingly like my golfer on Golden Tee.

Those of you who Tee will get this.

Those of you who don't Tee, don't ask. You won't get it.

JACK RUSSEL TERRIER VERSION

That actually should have read more like this:

JeebGravekeeperOmigawdDudeyouvegotaninterestingjob OnthebrightsideOmigawdDude youvegotentertainmentOnsecondthoughtOmigawdDudealo tofthisseemsirritatingtoyou
OmigawdDudesothatwouldbeourentertainmentOmigawdDud ewouldntitAtleastyouredesensitized
tothepointitsonlyirritatingOmigawdDudeandnotsometh ingthatmakesyouwanttorunout
oftheofficetothenearestgasstationtopourgasonyourse lfandlightitwhilesingingComeallyeFaithful

...my baby sis (dunno if she still does) LOVES him!!!

How convenient for Nelly that young girls groove on him. Guess he won't be hurting for dates, or having to troll the junior highs. They will come to him. He has foreseen it. It is....their destiny.

Actually, I feel that way about most energy drinks. Almost all of them taste like burnt wheat to me.

I know I am the local Decaffeinated Guy, but as a bartender, I have to say, the drinks I hate pouring the most are anything with Red Bull, as those energy drinks all smell like ass. You know it's bad when, to me, gin smells less revolting. While I am not a coffee guy, I can kind of see it. But those energy drinks? Blech. I am so glad I don't drink caffeine!

[calulu]

Apples be pimpin?!?! Funniest thing I've read in a long time even if I had the same reaction to hearing about the Pimp Juice drink.

SC: “Hi, I was calling to ask if you can you order online or is it just by phone?”
Me: “They can be ordered online as well.”
SC: “Well I’ll just order it on the phone since I already have you.”

Oh I get that one about ten times a day and it never ceases to amaze me that they actually ask that question. Someone asked today if we charged extra for ordering on the phone.

Man today wanted to order flowers and get this, charge them to his phone bill!?!

[Rapscallion]

I spend my early childhood in North Delta. We had a joke (well, us kids did because kids don't really have a sophisticated sense of humor)- Where do Surrey girls go when they get up in the morning? - - - - - - - - - - - Home.

We had a slew of similar jokes over here.

"How do *insert stereotype*s turn the light off before sex? They close the car door."

These days, I'm more or less inclined to accept chavs and chavettes as perfectly fair targets.

Rapscallion

[tropicsgoddess]

No, they don't. But every enrgy drink I've tasted taste like one particular kind of Haribo candy dissolved in soda water. Which is rather strange.

Was I that unclear ?

I LOVE Haribo's candies! The coke bottle gummies are awesome! Every time my relatives from Holland (the Netherlands) give me some they never last, especially since SO really loves them.

[Samaliel]

No, they don't. But every enrgy drink I've tasted taste like one particular kind of Haribo candy dissolved in soda water. Which is rather strange.

Was I that unclear ?

[Samaliel]

Most energy drinks I've tasted taste like jelly beans (Haribo's Dragibus, to be specific) dissolved in soda water to me. It's not what I could call "good", but it's not bad either... Anyway, it's still better than most coffees I can get for the same price.

[Geek King]

As you've probably guessed by now, the "unspecified health risk" was that it tasted so bad you'd rather cut your tongue out than finish one can.

Actually, I feel that way about most energy drinks. Almost all of them taste like burnt wheat to me. The only one I could ever stand was MDX, which was like a Mountain Dew with way too much syrup in the mix. I stick to regular soda now. Cheaper and tastier.

[edible_hat]

Last year there was an energy drink called Mother which was subject to a voluntary product recall (because there was "an unspecified health risk").

It's about to be re-released! The cans we have at work are labelled "NEW FORMULA! Tastes nothing like the old one!".

As you've probably guessed by now, the "unspecified health risk" was that it tasted so bad you'd rather cut your tongue out than finish one can.

[Geek King]

Nah, i just looked it up on wikipedia.

"Taurine is named after the Latin taurus, which means bull or ox, as it was first isolated from ox bile in 1827 by German scientists Friedrich Tiedemann and Leopold Gmelin."

Please read further and note that they discuss the manufacture of synthetic taurine and its uses.

~One to grow on!

[mharbourgirl]

Now Surrey, I don't like being in Surrey even in broad daylight. =p

I spend my early childhood in North Delta. We had a joke (well, us kids did because kids don't really have a sophisticated sense of humor)- Where do Surrey girls go when they get up in the morning? - - - - - - - - - - - Home.

[repsac]

Nah, i just looked it up on wikipedia.

"Taurine is named after the Latin taurus, which means bull or ox, as it was first isolated from ox bile in 1827 by German scientists Friedrich Tiedemann and Leopold Gmelin."

[Pagan]

Thanks everyone. I get it now!

I don't think the little munchkins from Dunkin' Donuts get that rock solid....

I don't know....never had 'em last that long to find out. >.>

[Gravekeeper]

There's an extra ingredient that's completely inert until the third day.

That's the delicious. It's made of magic. But it only lasts 3 days. Then it turns back into...er....lead.


Never been down to Terminal avenue, couldn't tell you. I will say this for Vancouver though. Despite the twits and crazies that occasionally trigger random encounters, I don't feel the slightest apprehension about being out on the street at 3am running to 7/11 from the office on a munchie run in downtown Vancouver.

Might be a crazy around looking for change but thats really all thats around.

Now Surrey, I don't like being in Surrey even in broad daylight. =p