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The Fruit Mafia thanks you and would like to issue a greenlight date to throw a rotten peach at the Twit. All in favour, raise your apple.Quoth Listerfiend View PostFrom all of us here at the little pink mafia, our most sincere apologies for that selfish, nagging, abusive, E.W., twat.Now a member of that alien race called Management.
Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.
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Holy crap, what psychos! I love the daughter insisting that it's not their fault you got hit by the things they threw. "Well, if he hadn't been occupying the space in front of me when I hurled that remote, he wouldn't have gotten hit!" Hope they didn't hurt you!It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision.
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Quoth wagegoth View PostTurkey baster.
I cringe to think what would have happened if she had had a son??Quoth Apathy View PostArtificial insemination. Although I'm sure the thought that she needed anything from a man pissed her off.
I assume this lady is beyond all hope and her daughter is getting there. We can just ship her off to some remote island and let her live the rest of her life without seeing another man. She should be happy with that, right?
It's women like her that has me hesitant to say that I'm a feminist. (I'm actually more of a humanist). I have no hatred towards men, I find them highly amusing!Quoth loveisuneven View Postsince when did feminist mean man hating.. i thought it was just about wanting equality for women???
*Raises her apple* I second that!Quoth RetailWorkhorse View PostThe Fruit Mafia thanks you and would like to issue a greenlight date to throw a rotten peach at the Twit. All in favour, raise your apple.It's floating wicker propelled by fire!
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Gotten him a sex change ASAP.Quoth Pagan View PostI cringe to think what would have happened if she had had a son??Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
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Why don't I ever see these kinds of people in the store when I go. I have 6 walmarts around me and nothing like this ever happens there. It would actually give my day some humor.Woman are like guns, if you don't treat us right, we'll blow up in your face!
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sadly I don't have an apple... wait *goes and steals roommate's apple* there we go, I'm game *raises stolen apple*Quoth RetailWorkhorse View PostThe Fruit Mafia thanks you and would like to issue a greenlight date to throw a rotten peach at the Twit. All in favour, raise your apple.
oh and on that note, I got that at the call center a lot... I had people who would assume I was a woman because I worked at a hotel call center, and the people who figured out that I wasn't a woman figured I must be gay... because you see straight guys only do jobs like construction, or lawyer, or doctor, or police officer, or some other manly job
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Manly jobs like cowboy, construction worker, police officer, indian warrior, motorcycle gang member and soldier. Look at their picture if you don't believe me.Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post... because you see straight guys only do jobs like construction, or lawyer, or doctor, or police officer, or some other manly job
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What if her daughter WAS born a boy??Quoth BeckySunshine View PostGotten him a sex change ASAP.
Also, I don't think any sperm provided by a male is the correct answer to how this sexist cow reproduced. You see, she is SO independent and self-reliant, she fertilized herself. That's right folks, the psycho is asexual! Ask her, I bet that's what she'll say."I'm working for popcorn - what I get paid doesn't rise to the level of peanuts." -Courtesy of Darkwish
...Beware the voice without a face...
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Right. Catch this, bitches!Quoth Crow The Robot View PostSCD throws a Universal remote at me, I use my secret ninja skills to catch it with my eye.
Me: Ow!
SC: You're too stupid to catch things tooo.. GET WE A WOMAN ASSHOLE!< Now SCD throws a DVD set, which catches me in the face.
No, she's not a true feminist, just an extreme Entitlement Whore with a telephone pole up her arse. And her lovely daughter's the same way; the rotten apple doesn't fall far from the diseased tree.
Sorry you had to deal with those two hags, Crow. Just makes you wish for a customer trap door to a piranha pool, doesn't it?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Now where have I heard THAT term from before.Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View PostSC: Finally a woman, check me out, I don't wamy no stupid man checking me out. I am a femenazi.
Fixed that for you, because I'm sure the real feminists would not like to have the label soiled by the likes of that piece of trash.
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And that would've been spectacular fail on the woman's part. If you're ever up for an interesting read, look up the case of John/Joan, and Dr. John Money. Short version? Boy and his twin brother get taken to the hospital at a young age because they're having trouble urinating. One of the boys gets his crotch burned, badly, while being circumcised, so the parents decide he'll be better off growing up as a girl, and thanks to Dr John Money's insistence, and therapy he offered, the poor kid grows up dressed female, mentally male, and screwed up beyond belief. Dr. Money was a psychotic jackass who was basically abusing the poor kid, trying to prove that gender is a function of the body offered to it. No such luck. Joan (the name given to the case study for the girl...) grows up, and, upon hitting adulthood, gets told the truth, and immediately gets her sex changed back.Quoth BeckySunshine View PostGotten him a sex change ASAP."I call murder on that!"
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That was an episode of Law & Order SVU. Only the kids waited till the "girl" looked like the "boy" (they were identical) then they murdered the doctor.Quoth Juwl View PostAnd that would've been spectacular fail on the woman's part. If you're ever up for an interesting read, look up the case of John/Joan, and Dr. John Money.
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