My Epiphany

[Megg]

If you can taste it your delivery method may require some work.

[Sliceanddice]

Call me old fashioned but I prefer getting it from the source.
Buying milk at a store might be easier but it's more satisfying when you milk the cow yourself.

sheldonrs, i dont think you count

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"101 frozen pops. A Nobel Prize Winner! An NBA All-Star! Ooh, one of the sweathogs!"

"I checked. It's not Horshack."

Wait! There's different types? I thought it was all off-white and gooey. I want pink sperm that tastes of strawberrys.

No comment.

[BlaqueKatt]

one of the sweathogs!

"I checked. It's not Horshack."

from the TV show or the upcoming movie-dear God they made a movie.........<looks around for the four horsemen>

[Gravekeeper]

Unfortunately, you would be surprised, horrified and morbidly curious as to the wide range and breadth of things my gender will stick their happy sausage in. Its not all of us granted, but it only takes one of us and one awkward 20 second gas station restroom buffalo rut to not only create life but ensure that that life will be forever ruined by the very gateway its taking into this world.

Though for the record I have never stuck mine in liver. Or a sheep. Or anything made of vinyl. Or apple pie. Or whatever else the ingenious male mind has devised to create a warm, damp hole. -.-

[Sheldonrs]

sheldonrs, i dont think you count

I do to!!! I'm up to 3,457 so far! :-)

[Imogene]

Buying milk at a store might be easier but it's more satisfying when you milk the cow yourself.

*hurk* Wow... mind fell straight to the gutter... but, eh... I guess that might be what the sperm donor is forced to do, it just gets frozen afterward...

[Sheldonrs]

*hurk* Wow... mind fell straight to the gutter... but, eh... I guess that might be what the sperm donor is forced to do, it just gets frozen afterward...

Does that make him an Ice Pop?

[Becks]

"101 frozen pops. A Nobel Prize Winner! An NBA All-Star! Ooh, one of the sweathogs!"

"I checked. It's not Horshack."

How dare you beat me to a classic Simpsons quote?

[Sarlon]

such interesting discussions we have on here...

My friends and I have a saying in reguards to the gutter....

"get your mind out of the sewer and back into the gutter where it belongs!"

course we live in guttersville...and and its just a side trip into the sewer where the dirtier thoughts tend to lead us....

[Primer]

I do to!!! I'm up to 3,457 so far! :-)

And on that note, I think I will go out and buy shares in Trojan...or do you prefer a different brand?

[Sheldonrs]

And on that note, I think I will go out and buy share in Trojan...or do you prefer a different brand?

"Trojan"? "Brand"? What's that?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

No No No! IF you want this to sell you have to put in.

"Order within the next 30 minutes and we'll throw in this handy dandy patented sperm delivery system for free. Not only will this deliver the sperm to where it's needed, but you can baste a ham, keep that turkey juicy, skim the fat off of homemade gravy...any number of handy uses.

So you get the Sperm Delivery tool, One vial of sperm from a Master Degree College graduate, an Olympic class athlete, and the vial of mystery spooge for five easy payments of $39.99. Call within the next five minutes and we'll take off one of the payments leaving you this wonderful offer for only four payments of $39.99."

And it HAS to be Billy Mays on the commercial. Has to. That guy can sell anything.

[MMATM]

That guy can sell anything.

...or cause thousands of televisions across the country to simultaneously switch channels.

[Binky]

OW! My mind hurts!

Hey it's not just guys that will stick their happy little man into something. There are girls that will stick anything into their hidy hole.

Friend of mine works as a Nurse. A girl came in one night with a (now dead) buggery gar stuck up her ****. What possessed her to try this I don't know. But I'm sure there are many MANY stories about these sort of things.

There is also a girl I know (and lived with) who was like all those girls discussed. She stank, and I mean REAKED! Was obese, and had foul FOUL hygiene. Yet managed to alway get a boyfriend.