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"101 frozen pops. A Nobel Prize Winner! An NBA All-Star! Ooh, one of the sweathogs!"
"I checked. It's not Horshack."
Quoth cinema guy View PostWait! There's different types? I thought it was all off-white and gooey. I want pink sperm that tastes of strawberrys.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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Unfortunately, you would be surprised, horrified and morbidly curious as to the wide range and breadth of things my gender will stick their happy sausage in. Its not all of us granted, but it only takes one of us and one awkward 20 second gas station restroom buffalo rut to not only create life but ensure that that life will be forever ruined by the very gateway its taking into this world.
Though for the record I have never stuck mine in liver. Or a sheep. Or anything made of vinyl. Or apple pie. Or whatever else the ingenious male mind has devised to create a warm, damp hole. -.-
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Quoth Sheldonrs View PostBuying milk at a store might be easier but it's more satisfying when you milk the cow yourself."I call murder on that!"
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Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post"101 frozen pops. A Nobel Prize Winner! An NBA All-Star! Ooh, one of the sweathogs!"
"I checked. It's not Horshack."Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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such interesting discussions we have on here...
My friends and I have a saying in reguards to the gutter....
"get your mind out of the sewer and back into the gutter where it belongs!"
course we live in guttersville...and and its just a side trip into the sewer where the dirtier thoughts tend to lead us....It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.
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Quoth Mongo Skruddgemire View PostNo No No! IF you want this to sell you have to put in.
"Order within the next 30 minutes and we'll throw in this handy dandy patented sperm delivery system for free. Not only will this deliver the sperm to where it's needed, but you can baste a ham, keep that turkey juicy, skim the fat off of homemade gravy...any number of handy uses.
So you get the Sperm Delivery tool, One vial of sperm from a Master Degree College graduate, an Olympic class athlete, and the vial of mystery spooge for five easy payments of $39.99. Call within the next five minutes and we'll take off one of the payments leaving you this wonderful offer for only four payments of $39.99."Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View PostThat guy can sell anything."I'm not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin... Well, the difference being one is a job and the other's mental sickness!" -The Sniper
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OW! My mind hurts!
Hey it's not just guys that will stick their happy little man into something. There are girls that will stick anything into their hidy hole.
Friend of mine works as a Nurse. A girl came in one night with a (now dead) buggery gar stuck up her ****. What possessed her to try this I don't know. But I'm sure there are many MANY stories about these sort of things.
There is also a girl I know (and lived with) who was like all those girls discussed. She stank, and I mean REAKED! Was obese, and had foul FOUL hygiene. Yet managed to alway get a boyfriend.I am evil, I should change my middle name legally TO evil, I'm proud of my evilness! Makes life fun! bwhaha
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